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Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:54 pm
Hey, Vol fans. I made this thread a while back, but it was deleted because you mouth-breathing, cousin fricking assclowns couldn't act your age. With that said, let us proceed...
I fricking hate you. I really do. Few things in life are as sweet as the taste of your tears. Peyton Manning looks like the illegitimate offspring of a side of cured ham and a Chernobyl resident. Coach Bryants liver could go 12 rounds with Major's, and still slam back a pint of Wild Turkey.
Every single thing about your University sucks dick like a methed out truck stop hooker. The womens basketball coach is more of a man than any douche to suit up with the "power T" on their helmet.
You got fricked with no lube by Lane Kiffin. Let that sink in.
You've placed your hope in a Saban plant. I can hear the conversations around the stills in the mountains now. "I thought Bill Battle was bad." You spray paint a fricking rock. What Mensa member thought that up? "Hey, Cleetus. I sure do love Becky...Am'a gonna go paint that there rock."
When UA gets through with you this weekend, I hope they wipe their dick on your pillow and don't even leave a tip on the nightstand. Bitches.
I fricking hate you. I really do. Few things in life are as sweet as the taste of your tears. Peyton Manning looks like the illegitimate offspring of a side of cured ham and a Chernobyl resident. Coach Bryants liver could go 12 rounds with Major's, and still slam back a pint of Wild Turkey.
Every single thing about your University sucks dick like a methed out truck stop hooker. The womens basketball coach is more of a man than any douche to suit up with the "power T" on their helmet.
You got fricked with no lube by Lane Kiffin. Let that sink in.
You've placed your hope in a Saban plant. I can hear the conversations around the stills in the mountains now. "I thought Bill Battle was bad." You spray paint a fricking rock. What Mensa member thought that up? "Hey, Cleetus. I sure do love Becky...Am'a gonna go paint that there rock."
When UA gets through with you this weekend, I hope they wipe their dick on your pillow and don't even leave a tip on the nightstand. Bitches.
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Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:55 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:56 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:57 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:58 pm to MsGarrison
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MsGarrison
We go way back with that picture, don't we?
Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:59 pm to NBamaAlum
hahaha.. I thought it was appropriate for this week! 
Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:59 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:00 pm to NBamaAlum
Let's bring it a little more up to date, then.
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:00 pm to cyde
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:02 pm to NBamaAlum
frick Tennessee 
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:04 pm to BamaFan89
Yeah, I'd better change my avatar since it's Tennessee week.
Time to dig this old gem back out.
Time to dig this old gem back out.
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:05 pm to cyde
Lulu looks like she has dropped down under 300 pounds. Bless her heart.
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:07 pm to BamaFan89
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:07 pm to Robot Santa
She dropped corn syrup from her diet. Strictly lard..no bacon grease..when she sops her biscuit.
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:07 pm to Robot Santa
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Lulu looks like she has dropped down under 300 pounds. Bless her heart.
I know right? Junior, though. He doesn't look like he's dropped a pound, and has that same exact sour look on his unfortunate kisser.
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:08 pm to volfan30
Hey! The salted ham/meltdown baby made an appearence..alright!
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:09 pm to volfan30
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If anyone tries to tell any of you that our rivalry is meaningless, they can go frick themselves.
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:14 pm to cyde
This thread will die because all the UT posters are busy stocking up on Anal-EZ for Saturday and won't post.
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:17 pm to NBamaAlum
I just realized UT fans have nothing to cheer for besides womens basketball.. Poor folks!
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:19 pm to NBamaAlum
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NBamaAlum
frick yourself and all of you 6 toed spawn of flea market cousin fricking Harvey Updyke bastards.
Go jack off your little bear to your Paul Finebaum bobble head doll.
Freddie Kitchens looks like a fricking Kenyan marathon runner compared to all of you lardass PBR drinking potted meat eating denizens of the leading state for poverty, feces, and STD's.
When you won your first BCSNC you displayed the fricking trophy at WALMART, or Walmark to you toothless cocksuckers. Walmark. Bama. Let that sink in you extra chromosome having anal bead.
If it weren't for Mount Lardy having 48DDDD tits to flop up and block a FG, your NC team would have gotten fricked by Lane Kiffin. Let THAT sink in you goat fricking cumstain.
We paint a rock, you neanderthal knuckle dragging banjo playing Deliverance looking frickers put 2 boxes of laundry detergent and a roll of toilet paper on a stick. Grown arse men. Let that sink in.
GFY. TIA.
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