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re: Official Melting UGA fans thread - Would like to keep track for poster retention analysis

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Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28900 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:31 pm to
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All of my frustrations I typically bottle up and let them fester


SOG can appreciate this gif

This post was edited on 1/10/18 at 3:01 pm
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:31 pm to
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I think if I lived in B'ham my pick would be the other way around


I'm sure... I've always said "I get it" when Auburn fans that live in Atlanta hate UGA (or vice versa given the large quantity of Auburn peeps in ATL)... proximity to rival fans breeds more contempt.
Posted by ATLdawg25
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2014
4370 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:31 pm to
LSU and AU fans waiting for Georgia fans to melt

Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:32 pm to
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SOG can appreciate:


LOLOLOLOLOL

I generally hit the insanity later portion pretty quick.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50829 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:34 pm to
agreed many opinions are not total melts, total melts should be reserved for the "The B1G official that had been previously dismissed-his son is a friend of a lawyer Saban is friends with from his days in East Lansing. The official made the calls on purpose. "
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33346 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:34 pm to
My boy durds melted. Don’t deny him of his feelings
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73512 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:35 pm to
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"The B1G official that had been previously dismissed-his son is a friend of a lawyer Saban is friends with from his days in East Lansing. The official made the calls on purpose. "


Very true - calling anything and everything a melt does nothing but cheapen the true, rare, glorious melts.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33346 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:35 pm to
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My boy durds melted. Don’t deny him of his feelings



AKA dirtydurds, AKA durdydreidel
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:36 pm to
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Gotta say, this one stung but it wasn't as bad as the feeling of having my heart ripped out in the 2012 SECCG. I felt that sucker acutely for weeks.
Yeah that one hurt. I got banned immediately after that game.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
9426 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:36 pm to
When we rate the melts, are we rating the accuracy of the information of the melt or the quality of the whining in the melt?

Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:36 pm to
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As far as the format of this thread, you have my full support and undying loyalty.




I felt like this should be something that we keep for posterity's sake. The party line from the Aubie shite posters is that UGA fans are "the worst" and "talk shite until the game ends in a loss then melt epically"... blah blah blah.

After what is objectively a very difficult loss to take, seems appropriate that we take stock and really evaluate those claims. I for one am looking forward to all of the melts that will be shared here. It will also let me know who I can either start ignoring or continue to ignore of our own fanbase as well. Dual purpose.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33346 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:38 pm to
A melt emits pure emotion in its rawest form, regardless of the legitimacy of the content.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:39 pm to
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A melt emits pure emotion in its rawest form, regardless of the legitimacy of the content.


Example : SOG to his wife in the far reaches of the 300 level at halftime

"I'll tell you right now, if Tua doesn't start the 2nd half I'm taking my arse to the MARTA station. Saban is the GOAT my arse. Fvckin embarrassment. Fire all their asses"

This post was edited on 1/10/18 at 2:40 pm
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:40 pm to
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When we rate the melts, are we rating the accuracy of the information of the melt or the quality of the whining in the melt?


I think quality of the whining and/or *lack* of validity/accuracy to the commentary. Making a factual statement that the officiating was poor shouldn't override someone calling the Alabama team/program "a fraud" for example. Context is important... supporting evidence of comments in other threads is appreciated for fringe melt cases.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28900 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:41 pm to
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When we rate the melts, are we rating the accuracy of the information of the melt or the quality of the whining in the melt?

I'd say the whining and hate flow are the key factors. Anyone can say the refs cheated but it's zeal and anger that get the points.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33346 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:43 pm to
That’s right, rhino.

A good melt doesn’t bow to facts. Not because melting can’t be factually based, but because melting is the expression of pure emotion so raw and authentic that the poster doesn’t consider or value judgement of their stability
This post was edited on 1/10/18 at 2:44 pm
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:44 pm to
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Anyone can say the refs cheated but it's zeal and anger that get the points.


What this man said ...

Posted by GameCocky88
Mount Pleasant, SC
Member since Dec 2015
4837 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:47 pm to
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Yesterday morning I suggested that auburn fans consider not being such incestual dickriders of Alabama. They all told me I was melting. I request an official ruling



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Link please?


As Requested
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58915 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:50 pm to
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Like a really bad fart you're holding onto.

Who holds on to them?
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