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re: Official excuses why LSU loses to Auburn
Posted on 10/17/10 at 9:57 pm to ACL11190
Posted on 10/17/10 at 9:57 pm to ACL11190
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OMG that would be GREAT. I hope we win by 1 point on a RAINY, NASTY, STORMY, SHITTY day in Baton Rogue off a horrible call by the refs.
I want a final score of 7-5.
We should be fb frienz btw.
Do that math all by yourself, did you? 7-1=5...awesome.
Oh...and by the way, the game will be in Baton Rouge, not Baton Rogue.
This post was edited on 10/17/10 at 10:02 pm
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Posted on 10/17/10 at 10:03 pm to Michael T. Tiger
I say the most used excuse will be,
"They dont serve corndogs in Jordan Hare Stadium..
Bring your own, bitches. We just have hotdogs and burgers..
"They dont serve corndogs in Jordan Hare Stadium..
Bring your own, bitches. We just have hotdogs and burgers..
Posted on 10/17/10 at 10:58 pm to LanierSpots
1.Burning building blinds recievers
2.LSU band member gets team and band thrown out of stadium for bitch slaping an Auburn player
3.LSU players want to really see what a corn dog is and gets food poisining
4.Les buys and lights meth laced victory cigar at halftime and gets removed from stadium for jumping up and down on mid field logo-wait that might work
5.Players upset because war eagle eats tainted corn dog(only sold at AU, imagine that)eagle gets bbqed and eaten by AU Tiger mascot(dont ask me never seen him)AUcostume tiger gets eaten by REAL LSU TIGER and dies because of corn dog residue left from the eagle.
6. Chop block legalised before game
7. LSU cant find "plainsmen"
8. Ga puppy shows up and bites Cams camel toe, Auburn thinks pup belongs to LSU because all teams have at least two different mascots and disqualifies Tigers ending in dispute over which Tigers are at fault.
9.Tiger bus turns around and goes back to airport believing thier really cant be a college in this gosh awful place
And finally number 10- IT AINT HAPPENING
2.LSU band member gets team and band thrown out of stadium for bitch slaping an Auburn player
3.LSU players want to really see what a corn dog is and gets food poisining
4.Les buys and lights meth laced victory cigar at halftime and gets removed from stadium for jumping up and down on mid field logo-wait that might work
5.Players upset because war eagle eats tainted corn dog(only sold at AU, imagine that)eagle gets bbqed and eaten by AU Tiger mascot(dont ask me never seen him)AUcostume tiger gets eaten by REAL LSU TIGER and dies because of corn dog residue left from the eagle.
6. Chop block legalised before game
7. LSU cant find "plainsmen"
8. Ga puppy shows up and bites Cams camel toe, Auburn thinks pup belongs to LSU because all teams have at least two different mascots and disqualifies Tigers ending in dispute over which Tigers are at fault.
9.Tiger bus turns around and goes back to airport believing thier really cant be a college in this gosh awful place
And finally number 10- IT AINT HAPPENING
This post was edited on 10/17/10 at 11:24 pm
Posted on 10/18/10 at 12:54 am to tdauburn
Are u high? Even when we lose, we still win. See TN game. Geaux tigers (the good ones)
Posted on 10/18/10 at 5:43 am to tdauburn
"I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault!! I swear to God!!"
Actually, I'm expecting a close game. ..And if it's close in the 4th all you Auburn fans will be crapping bricks wondering what randomness will come to aid Les and steal a victory.
Actually, I'm expecting a close game. ..And if it's close in the 4th all you Auburn fans will be crapping bricks wondering what randomness will come to aid Les and steal a victory.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 5:50 am to DocBugbear
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Actually, I'm expecting a close game. ..And if it's close in the 4th all you Auburn fans will be crapping bricks wondering what randomness will come to aid Les and steal a victory.
Out of all the mess that has happened with LSU late in games. You know you're exactly right about this. When the games in the 4th Auburn will stop and realize LSU can win in these situations even if they play horrible...EVEN IF THEY LOSE...they can win. Those are some strong odds to go against for Auburn. But a huge advantage they have is, From the poor clock management from Les, it seems apparent he doesnt look up at the score board. So he will just listen as they announce the score. So he will always hear that " The tigers are ahead" And he will always be playing conservative the whole game...
I'll go with that as my excuse.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 4:54 pm to TheNotoriousGOP
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I just wanted to put the current streak count up there for the barners so they would know to add 1 to it after Sat. I know math is a tough concept for many of you. However, I do appreciate the compliment on the avatar so I will offer you this treat as well.
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I actually cried a little I laughed so hard.
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