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OFFICIAL adopt Alex Collins thread

Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:34 pm
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:34 pm
Bitches be crazy. Alex you can come live with me and I don't even want a house when you get drafted.
Posted by FamousAmos
Member since Feb 2010
3276 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:35 pm to
You callin his mom a bitch bro?
Posted by Hog Leg
NWA
Member since Dec 2010
970 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:35 pm to
On a side note....he'mamma has retained the legal services of the Cockran (Johnny) Firm to represent her as it relates to any matter associated with this signing. This, I tell you, is not a lie.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:36 pm to
Has he signed yet?
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27604 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:36 pm to
you can be his Leann Tuohy.

guess that also means you have to have the secks with him.

:(
This post was edited on 2/7/13 at 12:37 pm
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:36 pm to
Yea just signed.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:36 pm to
If you had to be adopted by Alex Collins' mom, Mitch Mustain's mom, or Kristi Malzahn, where would you go?
Posted by Three-n-Snout
Member since Nov 2012
1774 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:37 pm to
Signed sealed delivered. Outstanding young man.
Posted by Hog Leg
NWA
Member since Dec 2010
970 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Alex Collins' mom, Mitch Mustain's mom, or Kristi Malzahn, where would you go?



Kristi for sure. She's not bad looking - just a friggin loon.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62800 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:38 pm to
inb4cecilnewtonwilladopthimfor200000
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:38 pm to
I know lots of cute baptist white girls
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Kristi Malzahn,


incest doesnt apply to adoption IMO
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45150 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:42 pm to
That boy got camo
Posted by NorthLaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2004
970 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:43 pm to
None of the major recruiting services are showing Collins has signed. Nor does the UA website.
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

None of the major recruiting services are showing Collins has signed. Nor does the UA website.


We watched it live. Fax received. It's over.


Just feel bad for him that his mom was not there.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:45 pm to
Keep holding that rope
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57902 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

None of the major recruiting services are showing Collins has signed. Nor does the UA website.
LSU fans in denial.

You scare?
Posted by NorthLaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2004
970 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:46 pm to
Crazy situation without a doubt. Can you imagine Thanksgiving dinner around the table with that family?
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:48 pm to
Given what I saw from the signing live stream, I wouldn't even try talking to his dad.

At least not if I was going to ask retarded questions like that reporter did.
This post was edited on 2/7/13 at 12:49 pm
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57902 posts
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:48 pm to
His mother won't be seen or heard from again until Draft day 3 years from now when he's going #1.
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