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re: Ode to Alabama fans
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:33 pm to RebelNutt48
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:33 pm to RebelNutt48
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RebelNutt48
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Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:33 pm to sooper_rebel
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Cutoff jean shorts and hound’s-tooth socks Behind each car, a detergent box One hundred thousand on Saturday Not many went to the school, but that’s OK They love their team and that’s a fact But their mamas never taught them how to act Poisoning trees in sacred places They even put their nuts on opponents’ faces These are Bama fans to the core Every game is another war “Roll Tide” is all that they seem to say But what in the world does that mean anyway?
If that makes you feel better about yourself then go for it..Rebel Bear!
You and your drunk hotty toddy screamers will still suck come Sunday AM.
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:35 pm to sooper_rebel
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They love their team and that’s a fact
But their mamas never taught them how to act
Poisoning trees in sacred places
They even put their nuts on opponents’ faces
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:35 pm to hwnd
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:37 pm to RebelNutt48
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:37 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
Coastie you're better than that.
OP, your poetry is weak
OP, your poetry is weak
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:39 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
I thought it was kinda clever. Mine was weaker 
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:41 pm to hwnd
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:43 pm to RebelNutt48
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:49 pm to sooper_rebel
quote:or winning the West.
I couldn't care less about a mascot.
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:52 pm to sooper_rebel
Pretty dumb.
Kinda funny what passes as "genius" around here.
Collective IQ of this board is room temperature.
Kinda funny what passes as "genius" around here.
Collective IQ of this board is room temperature.
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:54 pm to hwnd
Posted on 9/28/12 at 11:59 pm to RebelNutt48
Posted on 9/29/12 at 12:23 am to hwnd
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Posted on 9/29/12 at 12:47 am to sooper_rebel
- never witnessed "cutoff shorts nor htooth" socks personally
- when did Toomer's Corner become "sacred?"
- How can a resident of the poorest, most obese state even fathom discussing the affairs of his superiors? The disgustingly fat governor of Miss., which barely speaks proper English, is a perfect analogue of your primitive societal condition.
- when did Toomer's Corner become "sacred?"
- How can a resident of the poorest, most obese state even fathom discussing the affairs of his superiors? The disgustingly fat governor of Miss., which barely speaks proper English, is a perfect analogue of your primitive societal condition.
Posted on 9/29/12 at 1:28 am to Alabama Slim
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people from mississippi making fun of people from alabama for being redneck
Yeah, no one wants to be rednecks, unless someone asserts your university is not redneck enough. Then we get Jawga Boyz links and "The SEC Rant's Complete History of the War Between the States" for 50 pages.
It's all so meta.
Posted on 9/29/12 at 1:32 am to zachary77
quote:I really hope your other 11 posts are better than that one.
zachary77
Good lord grow a pair, laugh at the joke, and move the frick on.
Posted on 9/29/12 at 1:36 am to Rig
Holy shite Bama fans are tards
Posted on 9/29/12 at 1:40 am to zachary77
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The disgustingly fat governor of Miss.
Umm...
Posted on 9/29/12 at 1:47 am to sooper_rebel
El fantastico!
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