re: Number One Gump - Chances she actually went to Bama: Zero

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Did I? I don't recall. I've only read Reddit when I've been linked to it, so I'm not sure how to make a Reddit joke.

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Now I feel silly. You made a reference to John David Crow(e?). Oh well. I was stoned and laughed anyway.

Holy shite, people from Louisiana are fricking morons.

Geez. You don't know how jokes work...you need a punchline...


Next time steal another one and change it....for example:

My uncle from Georgia has a kitten that he claims can predict the outcome of every LSU Bama game. I asked him, how does a kitten predict the winner of a football game? He tells me that if he licks the pussy at halftime and it rolls over and goes to sleep, Alabama wins. So naturally I ask, well what happens after you lick the pussy and LSU wins? He shrugged and said the kitten was only 4 years old.

No Troll attempt. This is for real

Alabama's number one fan barely has time to shave

I think this is just a photoshopped pic of Cam Robinson.

No. Just no.