re: Nobody irons a pair of Jeans like Ole Miss fans

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never again am i gonna go back to that place.

so i get sent there for work over week end so end up goin to same bar every nite just to pass the time so me and ole boy workin bar get to be pretty cool. we start doin draft kings but my cell screens cracked up so i use his to do my picks when he start talkin bout his problems with his girl that she dont satisfy him any more and says she went to aggies but now over seas for the army.

after ten min ramblin like a parett he gets a video call on his i pad from her so he goes to the back to talk which is good i know its hard to be real far away from people u love but 1 hr past and he still back there and his cell chargin on the bar so i use it to check pelican score cause my cell screens cracked up.

i go to google and type in p for pelican and shite ton porn book marks go everywere so i start snoopin to see what this guy really like since he the one makin all my drinks.

come to find he into weird shite i never seen when they put there meat in a hole in the wall but im not picky with porns so i slide to corner of bar and fast forward little bit and see arse gettin munch on so i rewind back a little.

they was both men.

ole boy girls over sea fightin isis while he servin drinks with hands after beatin his meat to non hetero sexual films.

i payed then left quiet and thank god for watchin over me cause brook lopez end up droppin 33 winnin me 30 bucks but this the kind of shits goin on up in oxford just to warn yall.

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I’m looking forward to catching up with all you Oxford boys —Hunter, Chauncey, Archie, Chance, Eli, Cross, Spencer, Worthington, Spruce, Amory, Bing, Toad , Chaz et al.

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You forgot Thadius and Longstreet

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Half Windsors are a sign of homosexual tendencie

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