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Posted on 10/16/16 at 11:12 am to DocHoliday11
frick your sister
Posted on 10/16/16 at 11:12 am to DocHoliday11
All I see missing is you need to butt frock your sister!
Posted on 10/16/16 at 11:12 am to Kcoyote
Beat me too it!
Posted on 10/16/16 at 11:23 am to DocHoliday11
Hey, Doc.There is actually a youtube series of instructional video on this very subject.
His name is Funny Maine and he does a short video every week.This one is after week 4.
LINK
His name is Funny Maine and he does a short video every week.This one is after week 4.
LINK
Posted on 10/16/16 at 11:28 am to DocHoliday11
STBDB
Posted on 10/16/16 at 11:29 am to VVega
First step...stop being a uppity dick... 
Posted on 10/16/16 at 11:49 am to Vols&Shaft83
quote:He isn't applying to become a Vol fan, you know. He can't simply frick his sister-wife. That just makes him Southern.
Have you had intercourse with a relative yet?
Posted on 10/16/16 at 11:58 am to cyde
Nobody chooses to be a Gump,
It has to be inbred.
It has to be inbred.
Posted on 10/16/16 at 12:12 pm to PurpleCrush
quote:See, that's imprecise as well. LUS fans are inbred in a shitty little swamp shack. We're inbred in a doublewide.
It has to be inbred.
Posted on 10/16/16 at 12:12 pm to DocHoliday11
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Posted on 10/16/16 at 12:23 pm to viceman
Bring your handgun to the next Bama game party you go to so you can shoot the fan who doesn't get mad enough when the get behind/lose.
Post obsessively about men's asses and going in dry - try to sound as gay as possible while posing like you're a tough guy.
Call Finabaum and rant about your team as if you had something to do with its success, but do so in some regional form of English best spoken with the slight lisp caused by missing teeth.
Never forget the goal - to be the biggest dick possible about winning. That's the key ingredient in being a true Gump. Gracious Gumps are thin on the ground around here.
Post obsessively about men's asses and going in dry - try to sound as gay as possible while posing like you're a tough guy.
Call Finabaum and rant about your team as if you had something to do with its success, but do so in some regional form of English best spoken with the slight lisp caused by missing teeth.
Never forget the goal - to be the biggest dick possible about winning. That's the key ingredient in being a true Gump. Gracious Gumps are thin on the ground around here.
This post was edited on 10/16/16 at 12:25 pm
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