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New Bama fan here...teach me how to be a gump
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:23 am
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:23 am
So I think i'm off to a strong start..
- Didn't graduate from Alabama
- Bonus points for never being to a football game in Tuscaloosa
- Got so drunk after a loss I slept on the couch. Points off for no domestic violence but i feel like i get a pass since I haven't won a national championship yet
- I shop at Walmart and have the Ozark Trail "yeti"
- I haven't played any college sport but think i'm an expert
What else? Roll Tide Paul
- Didn't graduate from Alabama
- Bonus points for never being to a football game in Tuscaloosa
- Got so drunk after a loss I slept on the couch. Points off for no domestic violence but i feel like i get a pass since I haven't won a national championship yet
- I shop at Walmart and have the Ozark Trail "yeti"
- I haven't played any college sport but think i'm an expert
What else? Roll Tide Paul
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:25 am to DocHoliday11
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Melt
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Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:25 am to DocHoliday11
You need to start reading books about Bear Bryant, there will be quizzes at tailgates to see if you are a real fan or just trying to spy on us!
Also, never underestimate a good shot of sister pussy after a big win!
Also, never underestimate a good shot of sister pussy after a big win!
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:26 am to DocHoliday11
Are you well versed in poisoning plants? Ever rubbed your ballsack on another mans face? If not, feel free to resubmit your application in 30 days. Thank for you interest in becoming a bump.
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:27 am to DocHoliday11
s easy. just emulate the biggest douche bag you've ever met or seen and stop brushing your teeth.
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:30 am to DocHoliday11
Funny.
Now do a "teach me how to be a black woman".
Now do a "teach me how to be a black woman".
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:31 am to DocHoliday11
It shouldn't be too hard. Just take all the arrogance you bring from being an Ole Miss fan, and delight in the fact that as a Bama fan there's actually a reason for it.
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:31 am to DocHoliday11
How cute is your sister?
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:34 am to DocHoliday11
Get up in the morning and brush your tooth
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:40 am to Crimson Legend
winner.
I'm ready
I'm ready
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:42 am to DocHoliday11
Seems like your credentials are in order. Have you had intercourse with a relative yet?
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:46 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Seems like your credentials are in order. Have you had intercourse with a relative yet?
He obviously didn't go to school there either. Racist? Check. fricks his sister? He can work on that.
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:47 am to DocHoliday11
Be born semi retarded but yet somehow be smart enough to play for Bryant.
Have some incredible luck that makes u a billionaire
Be a war hero
Wait on your favourite girl to decide to marry u after she's blown half of america and contracted AIDS.
I didn't meet these qualifications
Have some incredible luck that makes u a billionaire
Be a war hero
Wait on your favourite girl to decide to marry u after she's blown half of america and contracted AIDS.
I didn't meet these qualifications
This post was edited on 10/16/16 at 10:50 am
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:50 am to Vols&Shaft83
Random girl moved to town when I was 17. Flirted with her before we realized we were cousins....still thought about going for it... It's my first day on the job Shaft give me time
Posted on 10/16/16 at 10:51 am to DocHoliday11
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Ozark Trail "yeti"
I agree with most of those except for this.
I would have to say you're probably lower intelligence if you pay $40 for something you can get for $10.
Posted on 10/16/16 at 11:01 am to DocHoliday11
quote:We rarely have a loss to get drunk on.
- Got so drunk after a loss I slept on the couch
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