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re: Need your help finding Bama fan that sexually assaulted drunk Tiger fan
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:01 am to Bellabama
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:01 am to Bellabama
One of my high school buddies used to go around to people at parties and start conversations with people and see how long it would take them to realize that he was "hanging brains" it was hilarious.
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Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:02 am to TheOtherWhiteMeat
I don't think the Bama guy can get in trouble for this. I saw no evidence of a penis.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:03 am to Bellabama
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Anyone who's been to college has seen guys do crap like that to each other.
I had a couple of rules in college.
1) Don't pass out before the a-holes in the crowd do or they leave.
2) Warn the a-holes in the crowd that if you even think about putting your privates near me the retribution with be quick and severe.
I've never passed out anywhere near someone that was dumb enough or juvenile enough to do that. I wasn't kidding with the threat of what I would have done to them and they knew it. It helps being a little crazier than them.
Besides, rubbing your balls on another man is just plain homosexual. There is no way around that little tidbit.
One guy would put his balls between his legs and bend over (called it fruit salad). He did it to me once and got a swift kick in said nuts. I was never his target again. I would say remember what happened to Jason when anyone started with their gay shite.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:04 am to Funky Tide 8
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Operation purple plums
I lol'd hard.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:05 am to roadGator
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got a swift kick in said nuts
Did you yell "I don't know you! That's not your purse!" when you were being so manly as to kick another guy in his nuts?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:05 am to Stonehog
Only read the first page, is this thread for real? Is the op really trying to get this guy in trouble? If so, what a fricking loser.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:06 am to Crimsoncutie98
HEY! 
I agree... I wouldn't want my friend's balls on my ear either. i'd be freaked out.
I agree... I wouldn't want my friend's balls on my ear either. i'd be freaked out.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:06 am to Buckeye06
That's awful. That will be on tosh.0 soon I bet.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:06 am to roadGator
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roadgator
While it's true that I do hate Lsu, I would have the exact same reaction if it was a Hog fan getting ball-rubbed by a Tiger fan.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:07 am to Stonehog
That dude needs his arse beat
That simple
He's an embarrassment to Bama's fan base
That simple
He's an embarrassment to Bama's fan base
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:07 am to bamascott2
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How much are we getting paid to find this bitch? I want at least as much as CPA used to claim he made.
Not sure we have that type of funding. How bout some free Krystal burgers or pups?
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And I want a gun. This could be dangerous.
Would you feel more comfortable manning the phones?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:07 am to MSCoastTigerGirl
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if it were a Bama fan that was passed out and a bunch of LSU fans did that, the responses in this thread would be completely different.
I refuse to believe that the reaction of the Bama fans on this thread is indicative of most Bama fans.
"Brother's keeper "....
"Victimizing the defenseless"
The people who deflect, defend and even CELEBRATE this kind of behavior are EXACTLY the kind of people who would perpetrate it.
I damn well promise you, If I saw an LSU fan rubbing his dick on a passed out HUMAN BEING, I would END it, right there .
Now I have no idea who the LSU fan is, or who the perpetrator is, but I know somebody will come forward, give his identity, and let him suffer the PUBLIC SHAMING he so richly deserves. Any hope of maintaining his anonymity was lost the moment he started rubbing his junk all over another man, whom by the way, was DEFENSELESS. There is no NEED to defend him. Are you REALLY that fricking clueless ?
There will always be those who defend the indefensible, or try to change the topic when they see aninjustice, I'm just sad to see there are SO MANY.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:08 am to Little Buddha
I didn't watch the whole thing. Tea bags?
Come on, man. Let a person sleep in peace, without talking about taking his wallet or putting your genitals on his face.
That's a bare minimum in a civilized society.
Come on, man. Let a person sleep in peace, without talking about taking his wallet or putting your genitals on his face.
That's a bare minimum in a civilized society.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:08 am to Outside looking in
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quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's assault, read the statute. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I did, weak case. How do we know the drunk guy didn't ask the Bama fan to do that before he passed out. All we see is the Tiger fan already drunk. Here's the scenario in my head: Tiger fan: "I will NOT pass out drunk. I'm so confident that I will bet any Bama fan here. If I pass out, a Bama fan can rub his balls on my back and ear." How do we know that didn't happen? How about identifying the Tiger fan in the video and see if he wants it posted all over the internet. My guess is he would rather it go away then take it to court. Shaky case at best for any lawyer.
Somehow I missed this post.
I hope you're not serious with that scenario.
BTW, this video is already here, it may be elsewhere by now. If the Bama fan doesn't do what he did this video wouldn't even be of consequence, it wouldn't have ever made it to YouTube.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:10 am to MSCoastTigerGirl
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If it were a woman that was passed out or if it were a Bama fan that was passed out and a bunch of LSU fans did that, the responses in this thread would be completely different.
If it was a woman yes. If it was a guy I don't think it would be any different. Does anyone really think rubbing balls on someone is sexual assault?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:11 am to Bellabama
Hey Bella! How are you?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:12 am to Lsupimp
Has anyone pointed out the irony that Lsupimp started this thread?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:12 am to Lsupimp
Wow. Self-righteous much? Look, you can make the ball sack to ear move your crusade or whatever, but getting all high and mighty because the rest of the SECr doesn't believe that this is even the THOUSANDTH worst thing that happened on Bourbon Street that night is a little crazy.
It's called perspective. Get some.
It's called perspective. Get some.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:13 am to Lsupimp
What is missing from your life that is causing this crusade?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 11:13 am to crimsonsaint
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Does anyone really think rubbing balls on someone is sexual assault?
Only in all 50 States, every county and parish in America.
Tell you what, try it , post it on Youtube some time and see what happens.
God you people are truly clueless.
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