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Mizzou HC opening analysis ***Various Mizzou fan quotes, bottom page 1***

Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:49 pm
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:49 pm
I know these Yankees haven't searched for a football coach for awhile, but you would think they had just invented fire with how much bs is being spewed all over this place right now. Let's establish some ground rules

1. No one has any "sources"
2. Missouri is not issuing out dozens of "smokescreens"
3. Their wishlist is a complete pipe dream

So let's walk this through:

1. They must have head coaching experience

Potential candidates: tons

AND

2. Must have SEC experience

Potential candidates: current and former SEC HCs only

AND

3. Must have won shite in the SEC

Potential candidates: SEC East and West winners as HC (even though some think Richt is inadequate bc he hasn't been winning the conference outright )

Potential Candidates:

Nick Saban
Jim McElwain
Gus Malzahn
Mark Richt
Les Miles
Gene Chizik
Steve Spurrier
Urban Meyer
Phil Fulmer
Houston Nutt
Tommy Tuberville

That's going back to 1999.

Of those 11 men, zero are actual potential candidates.

So pump the brakes, hire Odom, and call it a day. Kim Anderson 2.0

Oh and 28-3

This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:18 pm
Posted by TigerCruise
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by TigerTalker16
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:54 pm to
I think you're as fat as bert.

This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 3:57 pm
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:56 pm to
Pinkel screwed Mizzou with his caving in with the sjw and players. What good coach would want to come in knowing the AD and players would throw anyone under the bus not even knowing a situation. One would have to be a major Beta personality to coach there now and that type of person doesnt win ballgames and will lead to a program implosion. Pinkel and the AD set the program back, badly. Imho, of course.
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:58 pm to
Trust me, I agree the content of the OP is dumb. Hence the post

I am simply rewording the ridiculous demands you have for your next coach. It will be an AAC HC, coordinator or internal hire
Posted by the808bass
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:58 pm to
I think you're reading it completely wrong but with an air of certainty unable to be matched by many.

Kudos.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 4:01 pm
Posted by the808bass
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

It will be an AAC HC

Possibly

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coordinator

Less likely

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or internal hire

He's in second place right now.
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:02 pm to
Maybe i am. But if i were a coach, after seeing how all that went down, i would be more inclined to take another job at another school. Perhaps Mizzou will go the AC hire and that could turn out well, finding a diamond in the rough.
Posted by cardboardboxer
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

I am simply rewording the ridiculous demands you have for your next coach


Every fanbase does that though. Having larger expectations than fits your program is part of the coaching hire process.
Posted by the808bass
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

Maybe i am. But if i were a coach, after seeing how all that went down, i would be more inclined to take another job at another school. Perhaps Mizzou will go the AC hire and that could turn out well, finding a diamond in the rough.


I think it was a perfect storm. If Pinkel doesn't have a career-ending diagnosis at that point (and presumably bad news from an MRI), I think the situation plays out differently from a coach/Athletic department standpoint. In other words, I don't think it's a replicable event.

And the issues between the faculty and the UM system were a driving force through the process of the firing of the President (maybe moreso than the BLMers). There's really not a lot of lingering effects on campus from what I can tell (except whitey got elected in the latest SGA election).
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 4:12 pm
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:13 pm to
Perhaps there isnt on campus anymore, and that would be a positive. However the national and regional perception is not very good. And often times, perception becomes reality.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:17 pm to
Eh. Bringing in a coach is a bit of a sales job. I'm not at all worried about that aspect of the process.
Posted by Jagd Tiger
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:31 pm to
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Pinkel screwed Mizzou with his caving in with the sjw and players.
What good coach would want to come in knowing the AD and players would throw anyone under the bus not even knowing a situation.


The part of the equation you are missing is pinkels shitastic coaching of offense was on display this season. Of course a good coach could easily outperform pinky at running an offense, that's no real accomplishment, but the latter question about the Admin supporting you in a similar "sticky situation" should stop any serious candidate from even considering the job.

The shrill, ugly, loonbat com teacher that hates the first amendment is still on campus, that alone should scare away any right minded individual.

Posted by MIZ_COU
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:42 pm to
Pinkel's shittastic offensive coaching scored 42 in the 2013 SECCG
Posted by Jagd Tiger
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:51 pm to

against a shite defense..
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 5:15 pm to
Didn't you use to be a mizzou fan?
Posted by bayou2003
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:42 pm to
quote:


And the issues between the faculty and the UM system were a driving force through the process of the firing of the President (maybe moreso than the BLMers). There's really not a lot of lingering effects on campus from what I can tell (except whitey got elected in the latest SGA election).


Thank you. There was more problems going on other than the race stuff. That's probably why the conservatives in this state aren't really talking about it or bashing MU for how they handled it. Maybe the guy was a Democrat
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:09 pm to
Bump for Missouri fans to tell me how great the search is going
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 6:40 pm to
Gary Patterson to Missouri per my sources

Pete Carroll to follow as OC, Spurrier as QC
Posted by Porker Face
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:17 pm to
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Got some info. Sources and stuff.

Remote Controlled, Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:40 pm

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My sources have spoken.

And I do have sources on this matter.

The good news is that he is indeed shooting for the stars,


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I was just told there are big targets, and yes, plural. Meaning more than one.


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I have two names, one huge, one not as huge. But both would be home runs. I've been asked not to divulge any more than that.


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The two names I have are big enough that I'm not gonna allow rumors to frick this up.




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If can't be announced until after the weekend it must mean the two names are still coaching this weekend.




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By Everytrueson Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:00 am


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Apparently there is a big splash plan A and a plan B that will make people happy. Neither is Odom. Kilgore says Odom will be named coach at Memphis either today or tomorrow.




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TigerCruise Posted on 12/1/15 at 9:16 am

Plan A is Fedora
Plan B is Richt





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MIZ_COU

re: Rumor: Memphis moving on from Odom.(Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:45 pm to everytrueson)


Now we get A, B, or Odom.




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MIZ_COU

re: Rumor: Memphis moving on from Odom.(Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:45 pm to everytrueson)
Now we get A, B, or Odom. Odom stays on with A or B or lands somewhere else. He won't have any trouble I would think.



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Remote Controlled

re: Rumor: Memphis moving on from Odom.(Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:48 pm to MIZ_COU)
It's simpler than that.

Plan A happens and Odom stays cause it's the tits.

Plan B is Odom.

The natives were restless because there was worry about plan A and Memphis killing plan B.

Either Plan A is a go, or Odom will be our next coach.

Win-win IMO.

We'll all be happy, because either way an A+ staff is being assembled.





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SemperFi

Saturday or Sunday(Posted on 12/1/15 at 9:29 pm)

Kilgore ?@Dr_Kilgore_ 1m1 minute ago
My contact in the strategic communication office says late Saturday or Sunday and it should be reveled. Both are "name" guys. #Mizzou



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By Stlox

My guess:
Plan A - Gary Patterson
Plan B - Larry Fedora





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Mizzou Mule

re: List your current wish list for the hire(Posted on 12/2/15 at 1:52 pm to the808bass)
Tier One big fish:
1. Richt
2. Patterson
3. Fedora
4. Herman
5. Petrino, only with Odom and/or Kul...Natty incoming boys. I can die in peace with a smile on my face and M-I-Z still on my lips. Can you imagine what Petrino would like to do to the SEC? He has the world's biggest chip on his shoulder. Let him chase every skirt in the athletic department...I don't care. No more lying to the bosses. Just WIN.

Tier Two smaller fish:
Odom
Bobo
Taggert
Riley
Calhoun
Babers
Wells
Dykes
This group is the very Mizzou-type of hire. There is some talent in Tier Two. But can they get us to the next level???


Lol Tier Two!

quote:

Jesus Quintana

Herman had the offer this entire time, and he finally declined. Odom always knew he'd get the job if that happened and that's why he turned down Memphis.
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:23 pm
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