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re: Mizzou about to get the death penalty

Posted on 11/23/16 at 6:10 am to
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37613 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 6:10 am to
quote:

I was in Central America and caught gonorrhea from a howler monkey. Couldn't get any penicillin so they heated up a metal rod and shoved it up my pecker and hit it with a hammer.

helps me keep Mizzou sports in prospective.


Knowing howler monkeys like I do ... I had to lol.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 6:11 am to
quote:

Mizzou about to get the death penalty

Drama much?
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 6:19 am to
You should check and see how that little stunt worked out for them.

They got their feelings hurt and nobody gave a shait. If y'all had done that to concernedspoiledbrat1950, you would be a lot better off today.
Posted by Robert Duval
Member since Jul 2015
421 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 7:02 am to
The first thing she is going to have to prove is that she was a tutor at all...that anyone would pay her to take a test or course for them...at first glance, I counted 5 grammatical errors and 3 misspells in her post.
Posted by Dogfish
Member since Nov 2015
1248 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 7:33 am to
If you're cheating u need to win a few games at least
Posted by CFB_Fanatic
Member since Aug 2016
2269 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 7:45 am to
Hopefully the NCAA gives them the death penalty and puts them out of their Missouri

This post was edited on 11/23/16 at 7:47 am
Posted by Murray Hill Gator
Member since Nov 2014
1183 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 7:45 am to
quote:

I was in Central America and caught gonorrhea from a howler monkey. Couldn't get any penicillin so they heated up a metal rod and shoved it up my pecker and hit it with a hammer.



I believe this to be a true story.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 8:01 am to
quote:

Hopefully the NCAA gives them the death penalty and puts them out of their Missouri

I bet you thought this was funny huh? It wasn't
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 8:07 am to
word
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
6905 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 8:15 am to
quote:

compliance self reported the investigation to the NCAA

Cuck strategy never works. Thumb-in-their-eye strategy works better. I thought ol' big balls (Jay Jacobs) made that clear.
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33939 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 8:28 am to
You guys are subtle as a sledgehammer, Mizzou.

Signed,
North Carolina Athletic Department
Posted by CFB_Fanatic
Member since Aug 2016
2269 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 9:28 am to
quote:


I bet you thought this was funny huh? It wasn't


Awwww shucks!! What put a burr under your saddle?? Geez. It's almost like y'all Missourians are gonna riot in the streets over nothing.
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 10:17 am to
If any of the athletes that received assistance are African American, expect SJW triggering to go through the roof
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 1:00 pm to
Just like you expect TN to win the east?
Posted by CocknDawg
Near Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
1274 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Go lose a football game to Kansas, would ya?


Hall of fame!
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11090 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 2:31 pm to
Sweet. Good news. The only reason I would go to that shithole state is to bring a shovel for the burial of Mizzou.
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 4:21 pm to
your sister misses you
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4341 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 5:02 pm to
Mizzou on death penalty.

How will you tell the difference between their play before or after the death penalty?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 5:06 pm to
If Mizzou gets the death penalty, on the SEC website, they should show the Missouri Tiger logo with a shite swastika superimposed over it.....


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