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Posted on 5/16/17 at 6:31 pm to TigerTalker16
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Missouri also has more nuclear warheads than any other state in the United States.
So, many Generals and one President basically said "If the Russkies take out Missouri in a preemptive strike, we haven't lost dick."
Posted on 5/16/17 at 8:02 pm to deeprig9
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The word "Missouri" means "wooden canoe people" or "he of the big canoe."
Indian Lounge Lizards?
Sounds like those indians had some small penis issues
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Missouri is known as “the cave state.” Richland, Missouri, is the only city in the U.S. with a cave restaurant
Possibly not true. Carlsbad and Mammoth are some pretty extensive cave systems. Also, Frankfort, KY had a cave restaurant where may a deal was done after a hard day of eating and drinking.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:00 pm to yatesdog38
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:13 pm to SeeeeK
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quote: BTW KC BBQ Not the best, even in the state.
Sugarfire/Pappys is some of the best BBQ in the Country.
KC had some of the best, days have passed. Some great BBQ'rs locally opening up their own joints.
Goddamn St. Louis people ruin everything.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:37 pm to TRUERockyTop
Your anus doesnt count. Tennessee and Cubs....we know you're a loser in life.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:47 pm to TRUERockyTop
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Tennessee has more caves than Missouri FWIW
East, TN is basically one giant cave system with a bit of dirt on top. It keeps the DOT busy fixing the all the sink holes that open up on the roads every damn time it rains.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:53 pm to Dip Dizzy Whizzle
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:54 pm to Prof
Sure is. Middle TN packed with them too.
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Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:55 pm to TigerTalker16
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Goddamn St. Louis people ruin everything.
They really are the worst
Posted on 5/16/17 at 11:03 pm to TRUERockyTop
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Sure is. Middle TN packed with them too. I believe TN has over 8k known caves
Plus the Lost Sea. Which is actually pretty damn impressive.
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Craighead Caverns is an extensive cave system located in between Sweetwater and Madisonville, Tennessee. It is best known for containing the United States' largest and the world's second largest non-subglacial underground lake, The Lost Sea. In addition to the lake, the caverns contain an abundance of crystal clusters called anthodites, stalactites, stalagmites, and a waterfall.
They've turned it into a tourist attraction but my HS biology class was able to take a field trip there. We stayed overnight in the caves and got to go through areas that are typically off-limits, including this area they called bubble-gum alley which was filled with sticky mud. You have to turn sideways to make it through. The guide also let us swim in the Sea though technically we weren't supposed to.
And when it was time for lights out, it was pretty cool sleeping in total darkness. Definitely not at all what we think of as total dark in regular circumstances - you could go mad in that if you stayed in it too long.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:32 am to deeprig9
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"he of the big canoe."
My wife loves my big canoe
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:51 am to TigerTalker16
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tGOAT rebel slayer, William T. Sherman is buried in St. Louis, MO.
ETA: I already know some of you southerners came up here to piss on his grave.
No big deal, we have brigadier general M. Jeff Thompson "The Swamp Fox of the Confederacy" buried clear the hell up in Saint Joseph Mo, so we're still representing and holding ground
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:00 am to Mizz-SEC
quote:Thank ya nice lady.
Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:12 am to Carolina_Girl
Shove one up your cooter and poke at it with a soldering iron until it explodes. We all know you can fit three in there.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:12 am to Dip Dizzy Whizzle
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:17 am to Cdawg
Thats what I thought. Next time dont even think about stepping cause you obviously can't, even behind a keyboard.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 9:07 am to Dip Dizzy Whizzle
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Shove one up your cooter and poke at it with a soldering iron until it explodes. We all know you can fit three in there.
Troll or not, that's not cool.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 9:14 am to Dip Dizzy Whizzle
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Shove one up your cooter and poke at it with a soldering iron until it explodes. We all know you can fit three in there.
That would equate to a million of your micropeens to even come close to three average sized penises. That's assuming you'd even know how to locate a woman's vagina. It is, after all, located in a different spot than your boyfriend's cornhole.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 9:23 am to arkyhawk
nope
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