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Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3476 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:24 pm to
Unlike in the south, when Missourians attack river canoes, their goal isn't to screw fat men.
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5444 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

Missouri also has more nuclear warheads than any other state in the United States.


Not true, but who cares.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:38 pm to
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Missouri also has more nuclear warheads than any other state in the United States.


Too bad y'all can't detonate them and only take yourselves out.

And hey...I live 5 miles from the plant that makes enriched plutonium for nuclear warheads. Lemme know if y'all need any extra oomph...I'll hook a brother up. It's for the greater good.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27695 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Kansas City BBQ sucks elephant balls.



it really is overrated.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:40 pm to
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Too bad y'all can't detonate them and only take yourselves out.

Haha, that's so fricking funny!
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
4606 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:41 pm to
"The Tennessee chapter has made the preservation of cave ecosystems one of its highest priorities – and for good reason – Tennessee has more caves than any other state, with more than 10,000. In fact, 20% of the known caves in the U.S. are in Tennessee!"

Yeah, so you were wrong about the caves factoid.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19236 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:47 pm to

How many Tennessee caves did the James Gang hide out in??
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25192 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:47 pm to
How about... The state of Missouri is a solid addition to the SEC that brings in a ton of money?

Some folks on here think if you just drive near Mizzou you suddenly become gay and start supporting BLM.

Its a nice middle class state that leans Republican, has very friendly people, and for the most part is thrilled to be with us.

Missouri is great. Yeah, they had that whole BLM debacle but they had it first and now universities have learned from their mistake. Let a state university that has not, in some way, humped the poodle on a major social issue cast the first stone.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:49 pm to
Oh snap.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25192 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:51 pm to
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Oh snap.


I get ill tempered when I'm hungry what can I say?
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
4606 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:51 pm to
Not sure, but there were several who were hanging out in a "man cave" in Johnson City, TN in 2007:

LINK

Click at your own risk. True story.

Lmao oh lord
This post was edited on 5/16/17 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:53 pm to
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Haha, that's so fricking funny!



<3 you, TT.
Posted by ssgrice
Arizona
Member since Nov 2008
3058 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:54 pm to
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William T. Sherman is buried in St. Louis, MO

You talking about the General from the civil war?
You know the war where the Americans fought the Yankees.

BTW KC BBQ is the best
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 4:59 pm to
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I get ill tempered when I'm hungry what can I say


Hangry- and so do I.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

The suspects from Tennessee, Virginia and North Carolina ranged in age from 26 to 85.


85? WTF? Great-grandpas playing the skin flute in the woods.
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
4606 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 5:29 pm to
It was such a shocker at the time.

There were lawyers, physicians, teachers, government officials involved.

So insane
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15229 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 5:32 pm to
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 5:45 pm to
State mineral should be crystal meth
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28050 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

"he of the big canoe."


What the wife has been calling me for past 8 years.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28050 posts
Posted on 5/16/17 at 6:10 pm to
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BTW KC BBQ


Not the best, even in the state.

Sugarfire/Pappys is some of the best BBQ in the Country.

KC had some of the best, days have passed. Some great BBQ'rs locally opening up their own joints.
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