re: Make any three predictions about this upcoming college football season

1.) Tennessee wins 10 games and the East

2.) Ole Miss finishes dead last in the West.


3.) I burn this board down, I'm gonna bring the whole frickin diseased corrupt temple down upon your heads, it's gonna be biblical.

Vols lose 5 games
AU loses 4 games
Nama wins

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If you watch it in real time he threw a 40 yd out route on a line.

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Looks like 30 yards to me. From roughly the 10 to roughly the 40.

1. an SECW team (bama, AU, or LSU) will win the SEC title at 11-2.

2. CFP will have four undefeated teams including BYU and TCU and Georgia Tech.

3. Ohio State will repeat as NC winning both playoff games by a minimum of 35 points each.

If Florida is as bad as a lot of you predict (dropping to UK and UT), 2016 will need to be an East title to avoid the hot seat entering 2017 for Mcelwain. Florida fans won't for better or worse tolerate a Butch Jones style slow build with little to no on the field signs of improvement.

That said:

1) Florida hands UT it's second loss of the seasons, UT finishes the year on 3 game win streak and spend off season vowing 2016 is the season they're "back".

2) No SEC qualifies for playoff as conference cannibalizes itself, haters rejoice only to be shut up as conference goes 7-2 in bowl season.

3) VH3 comes up short for Thorpe as teams decide passes beyond 10 yards are too risky and nickel and dime/ smash mouth Florida to death.

4) Will Muschamp gets put in his place after whining about hurry to Malzahn, Boom punches many whiteboards in response.

1. Alabama and USC will play for the National Title, making their 2016 opening game even more anticipated

2. Leonard Fournette will be in New York for the Heisman ceremony

3. The SEC Championship Game will be a rematch, and us Bama fans will feign astonishment that the team should have to play a team they've already beaten, mocking LSU fans and probably getting banned in the process.

Auburn will break some poor kid's leg to keep from losing.

Tom Ritter will save Bama from beating themselves at least once

Les will stick his finger in his ear and do some serious wax cleaning on camera.

1. Bama has a 9-3 or 10-2 regular season, mostly depending on defense to get there.

2. Arkansas has a 9-3 or 10-2 regular season, with the Bama game in TTown being the tie-breaker for the winner of the west. I see a Bama win there by a slim margin similar to last season, unfortunately.

3. LSU will win a couple "big" games against their SEC west foes that they are about equally matched with, but drop a few games against SEC west foes that they out-talent.

Bonuses:

4. One of the Mississippi schools will be in the hunt for the SECW for the first 3/4 of the season, falling off towards the end. The other will be surprisingly mediocre and drop games they shouldn't.

5. Kentucky will be relatively competitive in the east and show vast improvement, still not competing for greater than 3rd or 4th place however.

6. Auburn's season will almost mirror the previous season, except exchanging a loss at Arkansas for a win at home vs. a different opponent. (No homerism here, I think the Hogs will be over-hyped for this game at home)

7. A&M fans will be disappointed and LSU will continue their streak against them in convincing fashion, after Chavis over-compensates against his former team and shits the bed. A&M's offense will be ranked 3-4th in the SEC, defense will be 10th-11th.

SUPER BONUS:

8. Tenn fans agree to shave their eyebrows to show solidarity with their embattled QB, who makes a Tebow-like apology speech after dropping a game they shouldn't have. Unfortunately this act does not work, and Tennessee continues to struggle while going 6-6 or 7-5. But hey, at least everyone looks pretty silly together!