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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:03 am to RoscoeHarper
A little derivative, but heres some fun ones on coaches and administrators in the SEC
Drive drunk with a seni-nude woman in your car then ask the officer to let you off because you are the AD
Crash your motorcycle with your 25 year old hottie on the back and ask the cop to fuggeddabout it cause you are the HC
Start ponzy scheme. Bilk former coaching colleagues and your own former players of thousands of dollars.
Run up big tabs at strip clubs using university provided credit card
Sleep with one or more administrative assistants (several SEC coaching candidates here.)
Drive drunk with a seni-nude woman in your car then ask the officer to let you off because you are the AD
Crash your motorcycle with your 25 year old hottie on the back and ask the cop to fuggeddabout it cause you are the HC
Start ponzy scheme. Bilk former coaching colleagues and your own former players of thousands of dollars.
Run up big tabs at strip clubs using university provided credit card
Sleep with one or more administrative assistants (several SEC coaching candidates here.)
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:18 am to AUTiger83
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24. Breaking into a females apartment to masturbate while she sleeps
Yep, that's sleep walking for ya!
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:32 am to AUTiger83
Commit to Kentucky
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:33 am to AUTiger83
-be a thug POS
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:36 am to Indfanfromcol
Indfanfromcol
Then use it to log in to the University's network and when the campus cops locate you; chunk it out of your dorm window and say "Uuum what laptop"?
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Break into someones dorm and steal their laptop
Then use it to log in to the University's network and when the campus cops locate you; chunk it out of your dorm window and say "Uuum what laptop"?
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:50 am to PanhandleDawg
Steal iPods from a locker room while on a recruiting visit and then try to sell them on facebook
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:52 am to AUTiger83
Key a professor's car
Have 5 girls in hotel room the night before a bowl game
Show up to a life lessons seminar intoxicated.
Jesus this is all one former player.
Have 5 girls in hotel room the night before a bowl game
Show up to a life lessons seminar intoxicated.
Jesus this is all one former player.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:55 am to JStanDawgFan
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This one always just astounded me. Just extremely stupid and disrespectful.
I normally wish players that were kick out of UF the best, but I was glad to see him fail at Ole Miss and every other step in his life.
1% of the 1% right there.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:57 am to AUTiger83
Play for Auburn = Cheaters
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:57 am to BloodSweat&Beers
cjk5h
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:12 pm to CNB
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Have 5 girls in hotel room the night before a bowl game
He really should have gotten a trophy for this one.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:33 pm to AUTiger83
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Have 5 girls in hotel room the night before a bowl game
Pimpin ain't easy
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:39 pm to AUTiger83
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coaches and administrators in the SEC
It's darkly humorous that the role models probably have worse ones here than the mainly teenage players.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:46 pm to ProjectP2294
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Steal a purse in the quad and get run down by a frat guy (Larry Foster)
Break into a chicks apartment to masturbate while she sleeps (Cecil Collins)
Steal the identity of your recently deceased teammate and his girlfriend and run up credit card bills (Jamar Hornsby)
These may be the top three in my standings for the time being.
"Steal a purse in the quad and get run down by a frat guy" is almost too good to be true.
Is that a knock on SEC speed or does it imply that even the Fraternity guys have it?
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:49 pm to wm72
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:51 pm to VADawg
Not be as good a player as the new freshmen who was also promised a starting spot #bamaplayerproblems
Posted on 10/19/12 at 1:07 pm to wm72
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"Steal a purse in the quad and get run down by a frat guy" is almost too good to be true.
Is that a knock on SEC speed or does it imply that even the Fraternity guys have it?
It's a true story involving former All-SEC WR Larry Foster when he was at LSU.
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