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List of creative ways to get into trouble as a player
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:27 am
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:27 am
I was discussing the various ways that Georgia, UT and Auburn players have gotten into trouble of the past couple of years with a couple of customer buddies who are from UT and GA. Heres the partial list we came up with. Any other really creative ones we have missed here? Feel free to add from other SEC schools.
Get drunk at da club and fight
Get drunk at da club and drive.
possess unregistered weapons / file the serial numbers off.
Back sass the PD esp in Athens.
Ride / drive mopeds or cars without valid licenses
smoke synth marijuana / real marijuana
Beat on the girlfriend especially if she is white and mouthy.
Rob fellow students at gun point
Steal property from students or stores
Shoot at or each other or former teammates
accept cash / cars / fishing trips from rogue alums
Get drunk and throw golf balls off the roof of the apartment building
Grades (most boring way.)
don’t go to class
be lazy at practice
Get drunk at da club and fight
Get drunk at da club and drive.
possess unregistered weapons / file the serial numbers off.
Back sass the PD esp in Athens.
Ride / drive mopeds or cars without valid licenses
smoke synth marijuana / real marijuana
Beat on the girlfriend especially if she is white and mouthy.
Rob fellow students at gun point
Steal property from students or stores
Shoot at or each other or former teammates
accept cash / cars / fishing trips from rogue alums
Get drunk and throw golf balls off the roof of the apartment building
Grades (most boring way.)
don’t go to class
be lazy at practice
This post was edited on 10/19/12 at 10:30 am
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:29 am to AUTiger83
Break into someones dorm and steal their laptop
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:30 am to Indfanfromcol
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Break into someones dorm and steal their laptop
Thought of that one. Its under steal property from fellow students.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:30 am to AUTiger83
stab another teammate and only be punished in house
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:31 am to AUTiger83
Try to sneak into a casino with a fake ID.
Get caught with counterfeit money.
(These reference Perriloux)
Get caught with counterfeit money.
(These reference Perriloux)
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:31 am to AUTiger83
Break into an apartment to retrieve a tv that was stolen from you.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:31 am to relapse98
Refused to leave a pizza parlor when asked to.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:32 am to relapse98
scratch the serial numbers off a gun
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:32 am to AUTiger83
-touch a pregnant girls stomach. Not in a harmful way at all, just touch it. Boom..battery.
-don't pay your speeding ticket
-shoot off fireworks at night, don't give your name when police are called
-Bump into a parked car while backing out of a parking space in a garage, leave scene
-pass out drunk on the toilet in the bathroom at Amicis
-drive the wrong way down a 1 way street on a scooter
All of these happened to UGA players and resulted in discipline.
-don't pay your speeding ticket
-shoot off fireworks at night, don't give your name when police are called
-Bump into a parked car while backing out of a parking space in a garage, leave scene
-pass out drunk on the toilet in the bathroom at Amicis
-drive the wrong way down a 1 way street on a scooter
All of these happened to UGA players and resulted in discipline.
This post was edited on 10/19/12 at 10:33 am
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:32 am to AUTiger83
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:33 am to AUTiger83
Feeling up on ladies, regardless if they say stop.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:35 am to AUTiger83
Steal a purse in the quad and get run down by a frat guy (Larry Foster)
Break into a chicks apartment to masturbate while she sleeps (Cecil Collins)
Steal the identity of your recently deceased teammate and his girlfriend and run up credit card bills (Jamar Hornsby)
Break into a chicks apartment to masturbate while she sleeps (Cecil Collins)
Steal the identity of your recently deceased teammate and his girlfriend and run up credit card bills (Jamar Hornsby)
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:35 am to AUTiger83
-Sell your text books to other students for some xtra spending cash
-Sell cocaine in parking lot of Athletic facility(or all over campus)
-Sell cocaine in parking lot of Athletic facility(or all over campus)
This post was edited on 10/19/12 at 10:36 am
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:36 am to AUTiger83
-Shoot fireworks off in dorm room
-Have your dad pimp you out for $200k
-Sell textbooks
-Have your dad pimp you out for $200k
-Sell textbooks
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:39 am to ProjectP2294
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Steal the identity of your recently deceased teammate and his girlfriend and run up credit card bills (Jamar Hornsby)
This one always just astounded me. Just extremely stupid and disrespectful.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:40 am to sawfiddle
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Have your dad pimp you out for $200k
If this is reference to Cam, he was only 180k of very well spent money. 200K would be albert means.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:40 am to sawfiddle
Pull knife on teammates
Punch new boy in head
Body slam another teams RB
Punch new boy in head
Body slam another teams RB
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:42 am to AUTiger83
Cecil "the Diesel" claimed it was sleep walking that caused him to get arrested and kicked off the team. That's awful damn creative!
He later discovered that you couldn't actually watch the ladies sleep, if you were doing it while you were sleep walking.
He later discovered that you couldn't actually watch the ladies sleep, if you were doing it while you were sleep walking.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:45 am to Stuttgart Tiger
Im sure stealing cars has to be in there somewhere around the conference.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:49 am to AUTiger83
Ok so the amended list with input from all, including some more from me now runs 35 creative ways. I am sure theres a top 50 in this.
1. Get drunk at da club and fight
2. Get drunk at da club and drive.
3. Sexually molesting female patrons at da club regardless of their objection
4. Possess unregistered weapons / file the serial numbers off.
5. Back sass the PD esp in Athens.
6. Ride / drive mopeds or cars without valid licenses
7. smoke synth marijuana / real marijuana
8. Beat on the girlfriend especially if she is white and mouthy.
9. Rob fellow students at gun point
10. Steal property from students or stores
11. Touch a pregnant girls stomach. Not in a harmful way at all, just touch it. Boom..battery.
12. don't pay your speeding ticket
13. stealing automobiles for joy rides
14. kiting checks around town
15. stealing food / drive off from fast food restaurants
16. shoot off fireworks at night, from your own dorm, and don't give your name when police are called
17. Bump into a parked car while backing out of a parking space in a garage, leave scene
18. pass out drunk on the toilet in the bathroom at da club
19. drive the wrong way down a 1 way street on a scooter
20. Tweeting inappropriate messages
21. Selling your text books to other students for some extra spending cash
22. Selling cocaine in parking lot of Athletic facility(or all over campus)
23. Stealing a purse in the quad and get run down by a frat guy
24. Breaking into a females apartment to masturbate while she sleeps
25. Steal the identity of your recently deceased teammate and his girlfriend and run up credit card bills
26. Breaking into an apartment to retrieve a tv that was stolen from you.
27. Shoot at or each other or former teammates
28. accept cash / cars / fishing trips from rogue alums
29. Get drunk and throw golf balls off the roof of the apartment building
30. Try to sneak into a casino with a fake ID.
31. Get caught with counterfeit money.
32. Refusing to leave a pizza parlor when asked to.
33. Grades (most boring way.)
34. don’t go to class
35. be lazy at practice
1. Get drunk at da club and fight
2. Get drunk at da club and drive.
3. Sexually molesting female patrons at da club regardless of their objection
4. Possess unregistered weapons / file the serial numbers off.
5. Back sass the PD esp in Athens.
6. Ride / drive mopeds or cars without valid licenses
7. smoke synth marijuana / real marijuana
8. Beat on the girlfriend especially if she is white and mouthy.
9. Rob fellow students at gun point
10. Steal property from students or stores
11. Touch a pregnant girls stomach. Not in a harmful way at all, just touch it. Boom..battery.
12. don't pay your speeding ticket
13. stealing automobiles for joy rides
14. kiting checks around town
15. stealing food / drive off from fast food restaurants
16. shoot off fireworks at night, from your own dorm, and don't give your name when police are called
17. Bump into a parked car while backing out of a parking space in a garage, leave scene
18. pass out drunk on the toilet in the bathroom at da club
19. drive the wrong way down a 1 way street on a scooter
20. Tweeting inappropriate messages
21. Selling your text books to other students for some extra spending cash
22. Selling cocaine in parking lot of Athletic facility(or all over campus)
23. Stealing a purse in the quad and get run down by a frat guy
24. Breaking into a females apartment to masturbate while she sleeps
25. Steal the identity of your recently deceased teammate and his girlfriend and run up credit card bills
26. Breaking into an apartment to retrieve a tv that was stolen from you.
27. Shoot at or each other or former teammates
28. accept cash / cars / fishing trips from rogue alums
29. Get drunk and throw golf balls off the roof of the apartment building
30. Try to sneak into a casino with a fake ID.
31. Get caught with counterfeit money.
32. Refusing to leave a pizza parlor when asked to.
33. Grades (most boring way.)
34. don’t go to class
35. be lazy at practice
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