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Let's find out how much you hate your Rival!
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:29 pm
To get a gauge of how intense rivalries are, and the amount of hatred/commitment to beating your rival in football is, id like to ask a hypothetical question, and get input from fans. The question is: If The Devil came up from hell(supposing he cared about football), and offered you a deal guaranteeing you a National Championship win this year(ignore current results) but it would cost you 10 consecutive losses to your most hated rival. Would you take it?
The only cost is that you will be unable to win against your biggest rival for 10 years, but entails nothing about other games on your schedule.
The following rivalries are specified:
If you're an Alabama fan, you would lose to Auburn, and vice versa for Auburn fans.
If you're an LSU fan, you would lose to Ole Miss for 10 years.
If you're a Mississippi State fan, you would lose to Ole Miss for 10 years. Vice versa for Ole Miss.
If you're a Tennessee fan, you would lose to Alabama for 10 years.
If you're a Georgia fan, you would lose to Florida for 10 years, and vice versa for Florida.
If you're an Arkansas fan, you would lose to LSU
If you're a Vanderbilt fan, you would lose to Tennessee
If you're a ScarU fan, you would lose to Clemson for 10 years, "pretend part of the deal was that you had to play them after the Natty and lose for 10 years."
If you're a TAMU fan, you would have to lose to Texas for 10 years "again, pretend you're forced to play them"
If you're a Kentucky fan, the Devil realizes that you couldn't give as much a damn about Football, so instead he would prevent you from winning a Natty in Basketball for 5 years
If you're a Missouri fan, the Devil would recognize that you have no rival, and instead prohibit you from drinking a pumpkin spiced latte, and posting a blog for 10 years.
Who takes that deal?
The only cost is that you will be unable to win against your biggest rival for 10 years, but entails nothing about other games on your schedule.
The following rivalries are specified:
If you're an Alabama fan, you would lose to Auburn, and vice versa for Auburn fans.
If you're an LSU fan, you would lose to Ole Miss for 10 years.
If you're a Mississippi State fan, you would lose to Ole Miss for 10 years. Vice versa for Ole Miss.
If you're a Tennessee fan, you would lose to Alabama for 10 years.
If you're a Georgia fan, you would lose to Florida for 10 years, and vice versa for Florida.
If you're an Arkansas fan, you would lose to LSU
If you're a Vanderbilt fan, you would lose to Tennessee
If you're a ScarU fan, you would lose to Clemson for 10 years, "pretend part of the deal was that you had to play them after the Natty and lose for 10 years."
If you're a TAMU fan, you would have to lose to Texas for 10 years "again, pretend you're forced to play them"
If you're a Kentucky fan, the Devil realizes that you couldn't give as much a damn about Football, so instead he would prevent you from winning a Natty in Basketball for 5 years
If you're a Missouri fan, the Devil would recognize that you have no rival, and instead prohibit you from drinking a pumpkin spiced latte, and posting a blog for 10 years.
Who takes that deal?
This post was edited on 10/1/15 at 2:30 pm
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Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:30 pm to Grovewater
No one is going to read that.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:30 pm to Grovewater
quote:huh?
If you're a TAMU fan, you would have to lose to Texas
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:31 pm to Grovewater
So lose to State for 10 years straight and win 10 straight national championships. Yup I'm down for that.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:31 pm to Grovewater
No brainer. We are pretty much there already, so yes.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:31 pm to Grovewater
quote:of course they would take that deal
If you're a Vanderbilt fan, you would lose to Tennessee
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:31 pm to Grovewater
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If you're a Missouri fan, the Devil would recognize that you have no rival, and instead prohibit you from drinking a pumpkin spiced latte, and posting a blog for 10 years.
Do you even Kansas bro?
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:32 pm to Grovewater
I guess ole miss fans are used to it being the Offseason now
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:32 pm to Grovewater
We have won three titles in 6 years and have won like 4 of the last 6 against Auburn. frick your stupid arse thread.
This post was edited on 10/1/15 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:32 pm to Grovewater
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If you're a Kentucky fan, the Devil realizes that you couldn't give as much a damn about Football, so instead he would prevent you from winning a Natty in Basketball for 5 years
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:32 pm to Old Sarge
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Do you even Kansas bro?
he got our biggest rival wrong too.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:33 pm to Grovewater
Deal!
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:33 pm to Grovewater
Hell, I hate Clemson worse than anyone, but I would take a Natty.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:34 pm to Grovewater
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ScarU fan
no such thing, do you think we are rivals or something?Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:36 pm to WG_Dawg
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he got our biggest rival wrong too.
He don't know nothing about that North Avenue Trade School.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:36 pm to bee Rye
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of course they would take that deal
I disagree: that was his first offer, so I would negotiate for either fewer years or more NCs.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:36 pm to Grovewater
No way! Bama fans have enjoyed 3 titles in the last 6 seasons. Why ruin that with a decade of losing to Auburn just to get one more this year.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:37 pm to Grovewater
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deal guaranteeing you a National Championship win this year(ignore current results) but it would cost you 10 consecutive losses to your most hated rival. Would you take it?
No. I'd take our chances on winning one or more anyway in the next ten years. Losing to anyone, but particularly Ole Miss, every year for the next 10 years would make winning any others (besides the one you're guaranteeing this year) very difficult. And this has nothing to do with hating Ole Miss. I wouldn't take the deal no matter which opponent it was.
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If you're a Tennessee fan, you would lose to Alabama for 10 years.
Kind of meaningless to ask this of them. They get a NC and all they have to do is what they already do anyway. Of course they would take it.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:38 pm to Grovewater
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a deal guaranteeing you a National Championship win this year(ignore current results) but it would cost you 10 consecutive losses to your most hated rival.
Fans of teams with a legitimate shot at winning the title this year won't take that deal.
frick you Debil, go play your fiddle in Georgia.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 2:39 pm to Grovewater
I would slap the shite out of the devil and tell him we didn't require his services in order to get that.
The fact you would make a thread like this only confirms our belief in YAOM
The fact you would make a thread like this only confirms our belief in YAOM
This post was edited on 10/1/15 at 2:39 pm
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