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Let's build the worst SEC staff possible
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:04 pm
Head Coach - Derrick Mason
Offensive Coordinator - Les Miles
Defensive Coordinator - Gus Malzhan
Quarterbacks Coach - Will Muschamp
Strength & Conditioning Coach - Bret Bielema
NCAA Compliance Officer - Hugh Freeze
Media Director - Nick Saban
This was just what I came up with assigning current head coaches.
Offensive Coordinator - Les Miles
Defensive Coordinator - Gus Malzhan
Quarterbacks Coach - Will Muschamp
Strength & Conditioning Coach - Bret Bielema
NCAA Compliance Officer - Hugh Freeze
Media Director - Nick Saban
This was just what I came up with assigning current head coaches.
This post was edited on 2/2/16 at 10:48 pm
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:04 pm to IAmReality
Post less.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:04 pm to IAmReality
Recruiting Coordinator - Dan Mullen
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:04 pm to IAmReality
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Media Director - Nick Saban
I fail to see how this would be bad.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:05 pm to IAmReality
Johnny Jones > Derek Mason
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:06 pm to IAmReality
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Strength &Conditioning Coach - Bret Bielema
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:07 pm to IAmReality
Have co defensive coordinators with Sumlin and Malzahn and it'll be set.
Also get Phil Fulmer back in the game to be on the strength staff specializing in nutrition.
Also get Phil Fulmer back in the game to be on the strength staff specializing in nutrition.
This post was edited on 2/2/16 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:08 pm to IAmReality
mildly amusing at best
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:08 pm to biclops
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Media Director - Nick Saban
I fail to see how this would be bad.
Regardless of what he says at the podium, Saban truly despises the media bro..
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:10 pm to IAmReality
Depends on who they are playing against. If it is a HUNH team, I know two candidates who would fit as DC.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:10 pm to IAmReality
Can this list include past coaches?
If so this list is shite without Mike Price in it somewhere.. Perhaps Entertainment Coordinator..
If so this list is shite without Mike Price in it somewhere.. Perhaps Entertainment Coordinator..
This post was edited on 2/2/16 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:11 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Saban is brilliant at manipulating the media. His blowups and whatnot are calculated and get the exact response he wants
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:13 pm to HamzooReb
Great avatar pic. Cute
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:13 pm to tomsellecksmustache
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Can this list include past coaches?
I was thinking current head coaches only, but feel free to offer suggestions for the all time staff too.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:14 pm to genro
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brilliant at manipulating the media. His blowups and whatnot are calculated and get the exact response he wants
No one is that calculating!! He does a great job at manipulating them but some of his rants are genuine..
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:16 pm to IAmReality
Third down and prevent defense specialist....John Chavis
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:19 pm to IAmReality
Special teams coach- Bradley Dale Peveto
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:31 pm to IAmReality
Nooooo Les has to be QB coach.....
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:33 pm to IAmReality
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Strength &Conditioning Coach - Bret Bielema
I understand this joke but he actually has done a great job with his players in this area.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:34 pm to crkelly91
I misread the thread title. I thought this was "let's make the worst SEC Rant thread possible."
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