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re: Leave Fat Bert Farewell Haiku here

Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:18 pm to
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:18 pm to
Five straight to the Queers,
One and Four against Miss State,
Y U DO DIS Bert?
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:19 pm to
Better than O, o no

Know weigh

Oh yeah, oh yeah


Most definitely, most def
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:19 pm to
Kermit the Frog speaks
Just like Jeff Long, don't you see?
Bert was Miss Piggy.
Posted by Swm323
Pace,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1360 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:20 pm to
Arky wanted wins
Bert ate but he did not win
Arky says good-bye
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14187 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:20 pm to
You can't coach football
Morbidly obese fricktard
Your wife is cheating.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:21 pm to
Wisconsin was good
Then you came to Arkansas
At least Jen is hot
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20277 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:22 pm to
Fat Bert Coach No More
Lost To Mizzou, Shown The Door
Jenn Will Fire Soon Too
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 7:23 pm
Posted by Swm323
Pace,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1360 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:25 pm to
Bert came, great promise
We watched as he transformed in-
To grown up Butthead
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:27 pm to
Full Moon will close down
Bert will be leaving quickly
Buffet back open
Posted by TigersOfGeauxld
Just across the water...
Member since Aug 2009
25057 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:33 pm to
Fat is a state of mind
Has a hot wife
What's for dinner?
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter! JESUS IS LORD,
Member since Aug 2011
17843 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:39 pm to
Bert Bert
Never yield
Yield to everyone
Posted by Tigerpaul1969
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Jan 2010
4468 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:40 pm to
Bielema is dead.
He came South with great fanfare,
Signifying nil.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:40 pm to
Its five seven five
Most of you dumb shits don't know
Its five seven five.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:43 pm to
Oh, Fayetteville night
Why hath thou forsaken me?
Jen B Likes butt stuff
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Jen B Likes butt stuff


This was probly true.
Now she has a high net worth,
No one gets that hole.

Posted by bah humbug
Member since Nov 2011
1710 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 8:22 pm to
Bert now unemployed
Jen needs new sugar daddy
Kiffin licking chops
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4503 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 8:25 pm to
Seventeen zero
Death valley emptied in 4th
LoSerU sucks arse
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 8:44 pm
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
46528 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 8:45 pm to
The end is so bitter..., and sweet
Our hopes were curb stomped, under a fat clown's feet
Damn you to hell MIZZOU!!!!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35532 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

Bret Bielema no longer the coach
But still a great ol' pal
Now only to be seen at the Golden Corral

Write a haiku please
One job for CajunBattles
He could not complete
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 8:54 pm to
Big loss for the Hogs
Even bigger loss for Bert
When Jen leaves for Lane
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