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Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:06 pm to The Goat
Bret Bielema no longer the coach
But still a great ol' pal
Now only to be seen at the Golden Corral
But still a great ol' pal
Now only to be seen at the Golden Corral
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:06 pm to The Goat
Bert be missed here
He brought us great success here
Be strong. Love, Ronald M.
He brought us great success here
Be strong. Love, Ronald M.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:09 pm to The Goat
Fat Bret Bielema
He coached for many long years
But not well enough
He coached for many long years
But not well enough
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:12 pm to ghusbhus
Fare the well fat Bert
You gained mass in your career
Slim accomplishments
You gained mass in your career
Slim accomplishments
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:13 pm to The Goat
bert fat
team shat
sec rant
team shat
sec rant
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:22 pm to bingo
Death Certificates
Borderline erotica
Bye bye Bertie
Borderline erotica
Bye bye Bertie
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:25 pm to The Goat
Bert beat Ole Miss lots
He didn’t beat other teams
He is very fat
He didn’t beat other teams
He is very fat
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:37 pm to The Goat
Satellites orbit
Around very large objects
Bert is very fat
Around very large objects
Bert is very fat
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:40 pm to ghusbhus
I want to frick Jen
Fa la la la la la la
His buyout is nice
Fa la la la la la la
His buyout is nice
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:42 pm to The Goat
Gus Bus on the way.
Mustain gets medical waver.
Bert in fat onesie.
Mustain gets medical waver.
Bert in fat onesie.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:42 pm to Aggiehoss04
Bert is not skinny
Buffets in Ark will suffer
I jerked off today
Buffets in Ark will suffer
I jerked off today
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:43 pm to PantherCity
Bert has left the SEC
pigs need a new coach
Gus will frick Berts wife, and Arkie dreams.
pigs need a new coach
Gus will frick Berts wife, and Arkie dreams.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:45 pm to The Goat
Many many pounds
Jen's lawyer is on line one
Bye Bert, I am sad
Jen's lawyer is on line one
Bye Bert, I am sad
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:47 pm to The Goat
Bye bye big ol' Bert.
Holy cow, why is he so fat?
Foxy wife for the win.
Holy cow, why is he so fat?
Foxy wife for the win.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:07 pm to The Goat
Weight loss not eight loss
New Madrid can now exhale
Hog futures plummet
New Madrid can now exhale
Hog futures plummet
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:10 pm to The Goat
E-last-ic waistbands
Flip-flops and wind-breakers, dude?
Better than naked.
Flip-flops and wind-breakers, dude?
Better than naked.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:11 pm to The Goat
Damn thats a huge bitch
He looks like a fat Beavis
Thanksgiving is saved
He looks like a fat Beavis
Thanksgiving is saved
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:15 pm to wmr
Thank God For Ole Miss,
Without them, the flagship sinks,
Bert can eat my dick.
Without them, the flagship sinks,
Bert can eat my dick.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:16 pm to wmr
Johnelle Smith was Bad,
We thought "Hey, it can't get worse!"
Sorely mistaken.
We thought "Hey, it can't get worse!"
Sorely mistaken.
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