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re: Leave Fat Bert Farewell Haiku here

Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39330 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:05 pm to
Bert will be let go
Relocating to elsewhere
Golden Corral cheers.
Posted by CajunBattles
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2015
958 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:06 pm to
Bret Bielema no longer the coach
But still a great ol' pal
Now only to be seen at the Golden Corral
Posted by austin109
Katy, TX
Member since Jun 2013
50 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:06 pm to
Bert be missed here
He brought us great success here
Be strong. Love, Ronald M.
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7963 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:09 pm to
Fat Bret Bielema
He coached for many long years
But not well enough
Posted by Number2
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
2270 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:12 pm to
Fare the well fat Bert
You gained mass in your career
Slim accomplishments
Posted by bingo
indy-freakin'-anna
Member since Sep 2008
4204 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:13 pm to
bert fat
team shat
sec rant
Posted by fontell
Montgomery
Member since Sep 2006
4454 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:22 pm to
Death Certificates
Borderline erotica
Bye bye Bertie
Posted by TOFTR
Tennissippi
Member since Jan 2016
2925 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:25 pm to
Bert beat Ole Miss lots
He didn’t beat other teams
He is very fat
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38034 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:37 pm to
Satellites orbit
Around very large objects
Bert is very fat
Posted by Aggiehoss04
Arkansas
Member since Oct 2017
885 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:40 pm to
I want to frick Jen
Fa la la la la la la
His buyout is nice
Posted by PantherCity
Member since Jul 2017
372 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:42 pm to
Gus Bus on the way.
Mustain gets medical waver.
Bert in fat onesie.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:42 pm to
Bert is not skinny
Buffets in Ark will suffer
I jerked off today
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4651 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:43 pm to
Bert has left the SEC

pigs need a new coach

Gus will frick Berts wife, and Arkie dreams.
Posted by NCDawg52
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2014
3151 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:45 pm to
Many many pounds
Jen's lawyer is on line one
Bye Bert, I am sad
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
60889 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:47 pm to
Bye bye big ol' Bert.
Holy cow, why is he so fat?
Foxy wife for the win.
Posted by Jeff
Biloxi, MS
Member since Jan 2004
2223 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:07 pm to
Weight loss not eight loss
New Madrid can now exhale
Hog futures plummet
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:10 pm to
E-last-ic waistbands
Flip-flops and wind-breakers, dude?
Better than naked.

Posted by mtopdawg421
Middle GA
Member since Aug 2017
987 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:11 pm to
Damn thats a huge bitch
He looks like a fat Beavis
Thanksgiving is saved
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 7:13 pm
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:15 pm to
Thank God For Ole Miss,
Without them, the flagship sinks,
Bert can eat my dick.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 7:16 pm to
Johnelle Smith was Bad,
We thought "Hey, it can't get worse!"
Sorely mistaken.
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