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Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:07 am
Posted by FayetteNAM
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:07 am
Is it on the move back to Miami? The coke, the boats the co eds… fertile recruiting. Easier to dominate league.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:08 am to
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Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:09 am to
I doubt he wants to wind up like the O.
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7214 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:12 am to
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I doubt he wants to wind up like the O


O was a lineman, Kiffin was a QB and rich kid, he isn’t going to get lost in the sauce. He has always had it.
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
5405 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:14 am to
Yep, he gone. He's gonna coach USC, LSU, Miami, maybe a few others.
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7214 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:18 am to
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Yep, he gone. He's gonna coach USC, LSU, Miami, maybe a few others.


Lezbe honest. To most people, Miami is a better spot than all of the towns in the SEC.

Dade county has 80-100 D1 athletes in a year. So you aren’t recruiting them from home to a far off place with negative stigmatization. And you show them the beach, and the yachts of coked up hookers.
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
3806 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:19 am to
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Yep, he gone. He's gonna coach USC, LSU, Miami, maybe a few others.


Yep, he'll be the first coach in history to take two different teams to a bowl game, as the HC of both teams, and will end up scripting all calls/plays while he coaches against himself.

He'll also be signing another Memorandum of Understanding with Arkansas during the offseason.
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7214 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:20 am to
And finally didn’t his wife keep the kids down in Boca?
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7214 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:22 am to
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He'll also be signing another Memorandum of Understanding with Arkansas during the offseason.


Don’t worry, you definitely won’t be left holding your dick looking for a coach after the carousel starts.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:22 am to
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FayetteNAM
You had me at coked up hookers.
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
3806 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:24 am to
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And finally didn’t his wife keep the kids down in Boca?


Lane isn't even married, dipshit.
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:25 am to
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Don’t worry, you definitely won’t be left holding your dick looking for a coach after the carousel starts.


Why are you wanting to discuss holding my dick? You an Aggie alter?
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7214 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:25 am to
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You had me at coked up hookers.


It really is that easy of a sell to 18 year old college kids. Hopefully it’s pure medillin, and not that stepped on stuff that is killing Ehlinger, 2 comedians and the droves of college kids.
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7214 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:27 am to
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Lane isn't even married, dipshit.


No shite, but his kids aren’t test tube babies, they have a mom, that lane was married to. She stayed in Boca last I heard, and he sent the Oxford PJ down to pick up the kids for games, like Bobby P did with his daughter. Chad Morris with his whole family.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:27 am to
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FayetteNAM


Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
4657 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:27 am to
He was in a podcast out of Miami not long ago talking about he doesn’t mess with the Brown water in MS (lakes) and missed the blue water (Florida). Podcast made him sound miserable in MS after living in one of the nicest areas of the US before going to Oxford

If Miami would give him the resources he wanted he’d make the move in a heartbeat. Easier job, way better recruiting, actual chance to win a Conference and NC which are two things he can’t get at OM
Posted by BasedTide
Member since Oct 2021
393 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:30 am to
Lane Kiffin at Miami seems like a match made in heaven. It's definitely a tougher rebuild than LSU, but there's a lot less competition in the ACC. Kiffin could end up dominating that conference.

Kiffin is the most underemployed coach in the country. He's a better coach than Sarkisian and Sark got the Texas job.

At the same time though, I think he probably wants to ditch the reputation of a guy who never sticks in one place. Maybe he wants to stay in Oxford
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
5405 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:34 am to
Only true kings play chess by themselves. Just genius.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64470 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:35 am to
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At the same time though, I think he probably wants to ditch the reputation of a guy who never sticks in one place. Maybe he wants to stay in Oxford


Not even OM fans think this.

A lot of us understand he wants the hell out of that Bama job when he retires. I think he's willing to stay at OM until it opens up in a couple of years.

Spending 2 seasons at OM and then 2-3 at another school would make me hesitant if I was Bama's AD. He's making a shite ton of money at OM. It's not like he's having to drive around in a Ford Taurus.
Posted by RebelExpress38
In your base, killin your dudes
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 10:37 am to
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