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Kiffin's Toe : give your best theory to how it was actually broken

Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:23 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:23 pm
That token story about his daughter dancing to Sweet Home Alabama and falling on it was almost like Kiffin just wanted to troll everyone with a cliché reason.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53810 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:24 pm to
Sport fricking in a frat house. He is down there crushing young monkey.
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14414 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:25 pm to
Was probably about to mount up, lost the toe-hold and snap.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38215 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:25 pm to
Broke his toe off in a hooker's a-hole
Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper
Member since Jul 2013
2358 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:25 pm to
Wild boyz
Posted by Whiskey Man
St Somewhere
Member since Nov 2012
910 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:26 pm to
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Sport fricking in a frat house. He is down there crushing young monkey.

+15
Posted by TideTurf
Member since Sep 2009
3178 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:26 pm to
Caught in Saban ' s office door when Nick hit the remote.
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 6:27 pm
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:27 pm to
Those kids are active, I have witnessed it.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52654 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:27 pm to
Sorostitute was giving him a blumpkin and came down with a knee to his toe. He still came though.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132226 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:29 pm to
He was drunk.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:30 pm to
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blumpkin


I just googled that and it is probably one of the most disturbing things I have ever read...

Who comes up with this stuff?
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:30 pm to
I heard it was a Stanley Steamer and Lane fell off the commode and broke his toe?
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 6:31 pm
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:31 pm to
I bet you Bama boys would let him frick your woman while you watched from a corner like scared little cucks
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 6:33 pm
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:31 pm to
He was in church and didn't see that last step on the way up to give his testimony.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:32 pm to
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He was in church and didn't see that last step on the way up to give his testimony.


He's the offensive coordinator at Alabama, not Auburn
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:32 pm to
quote:


I just googled that and it is probably one of the most disturbing things I have ever read...




Then you don't dare look up Stanley Steamer.
Start with a Cincinnati Bow tie and work your way down
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:33 pm to
No thanks, think I am traumatized enough for one night- -- God help me if the wife walks in while that is on my google tab --- also I am very thankful images do not pop up.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:34 pm to
How sheltered are you that you've never heard of a blumpkin?
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 6:36 pm
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:35 pm to
The Cincinnati bow tie is hilarious. Or a local one a Sandy Pelican.
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24263 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:36 pm to
Broke it on some married chicks bed/nightstand/dresser when the husband came home early.
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