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re: Kiffin's Toe : give your best theory to how it was actually broken

Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:37 pm to
Posted by MikeyFL
Las Vegas, NV
Member since Sep 2010
9552 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:37 pm to
Pretty obvious...

He broke it trying to get his foot in the door at one of the many head coaching vacancies.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:38 pm to
No Alabama Hotpocket, Flaming Amazon, Abe Lincoln?

Angry Pirate?
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

Broke it on some married chicks bed/nightstand/dresser when the husband came home early.



Y'all have a weird sexual thing going on with Kiffin. It's really gay.
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:39 pm to
I've never heard of the Angry Pirate.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:39 pm to
Lol I am old and this another example of why the internet scares me!

How women dressed at the beach in my day.




Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:41 pm to
I bet you're super pissed about black people being allowed to vote, huh?
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14406 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:43 pm to
Negative. I would tear his ol' lady up while he was at practice and then call him about it later.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:46 pm to
I'm taking a long vacation from the Rant - Gradual_Stroke on 11/7/15 at 4:46 pm
until I get my shite together. This is not a healthy way to vent my rage and in fact it only makes me angrier. I think I'll take up golf or photography or something. Signing out from rock bottom. ...

Take longer.

Being old does not equate to being racist, son. Aren't you the one who complained about your girlfriend shagging a mexican or black guy behind your back.
I hope she gave them a blumpkin right after an angry pirate with a bolivian twist at the end.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:47 pm to
That's more like it, old timer
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:50 pm to
LOL

I actually made up the last one and saw the other one listed above.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17244 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:51 pm to
I knew you could still do it.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10269 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:04 pm to
Clearly it was an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55184 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

blumpkin right after an angry pirate with a bolivian twist at the end.



Wtf?
Posted by Fins up
Star, Ms
Member since Nov 2013
645 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:09 pm to
How women dressed at the beach in my day.

Aggy board, those ain't women hoss
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105362 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:14 pm to
He tripped over Henry's teeth
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
4992 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:16 pm to
Clearly, it was a Cleveland Steamer gone wrong.
Posted by AU_RX
City of St George
Member since May 2005
4245 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:16 pm to
Angry pirate is good.

Rusty trombone FTW.
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

to how it was actually broken
Sport fricking in a frat house. He is down there crushing young monkey.

I'm jelly?!
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
8895 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

MBroke it on some married chicks bed/nightstand/dresser when the husband came home early.


Only he was jumping out of a window and it was the wife of a big time booster.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Y'all have a weird sexual thing going on with Kiffin. It's really gay.
No, Kiffin has a weird sexual relationship with our coeds, housewives, and croots mothers. We just admire him for it.
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