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Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:16 pm to ACL11190
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:16 pm to ACL11190
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Whenever I try to pee after I ejaculate sometimes it comes out slow and it's frustrating.
Learn some anatomy, specifically the relationship between the prostate, the bladder, and the urethra. Then you'll understand why.
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Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:18 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Oklahoma put 11 men in the box. Texas laughed, punched them in the dick, ran for 6 more yards.
The Texas QB completed just 8 passes.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:19 pm to Kcoyote
You know what is sad? I didn't know that a quick pee after ejaculation cuts off all lingering lil jimmies from slowly oozing out until I was married.
It was one of the top 2-3 enlightening experiences of my life.
It was one of the top 2-3 enlightening experiences of my life.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:19 pm to chattabama
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The Texas QB completed just 8 passes.
313 yards rushing. By Texas. Who is both (a) terrible at running and (b) terrible at passing.
This is the team that is going to just put 8 in the box and shut down our offense.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:21 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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I didn't know that a quick pee after ejaculation cuts off all lingering lil jimmies from slowly oozing out until I was married.
Woah. I thought you were still a learnin' fella.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:22 pm to HempHead
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Woah. I thought you were still a learnin' fella.
I'm a dad, too.
Blow your mind yet?
This post was edited on 11/24/15 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:24 pm to SummerOfGeorge
lulz I meant I thought you were still in school at Tuscaloosa, for some reason. It's odd how we picture folks without really knowing much. Some of you frickers think I'm in my 40's.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:25 pm to HempHead
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lulz I meant I thought you were still in school at Tuscaloosa, for some reason. It's odd how we picture folks without really knowing much. Some of you frickers think I'm in my 40's
Ha yea, I got it and edited.
I graduated from grad school in 2008, so I'm not young, but I'm not saggy balls either.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:28 pm to SummerOfGeorge
You're just a hair (maybe a year?) older than me. Probably saw you on campus while I was there.
Good thing OP was a shitpost, I'd hate to derail a good thread.
Good thing OP was a shitpost, I'd hate to derail a good thread.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:31 pm to Boomer00
I have it, on great authority, that you, sir, can suck a peen.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:32 pm to PepaSpray
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I have it, on great authority, that you, sir, can suck a peen.
If my dentites in the ugly plains of the Midwest tell the truth, then the gummy blowies of an Okie would be mighty pleasing.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:33 pm to genro
Sit
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:39 pm to harmonics
i would like to say you got beat by a team whos likely going 4-8. lol at you. henry is going to drag his nuts all over that defense.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:40 pm to Boomer00
One has to wonder if Bobby will start our second string QB since he already beat that "NFL team" once before. Or just let baker have a turn.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:40 pm to Hook Em Horns
I watched that game. Y'all made their "Heisman candidate" qb look like a total puss. Happy feet on every play
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:40 pm to Boomer00
Enjoy your stay for a few days Okjr will knock chokeahoma out.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:41 pm to genro
OU 
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:41 pm to Boomer00
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One has to wonder if Bobby will start our second string QB since he already beat that "NFL team" once before. Or just let baker have a turn.
Texas. 300 yards rushing. It's just, it's just hard to believe it really happened. But then I look at the internets and the youtubes and it really did happen.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:42 pm to genro
Is there a Big12-2 rant forum I can go troll?
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:54 pm to ACL11190
Ol' Dirty Bastard said, "got burnt once but it was only gonorrhea". Peeing sideways is a small price to pay for getting some, baw.
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