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Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:48 pm
OU is comin for ya gumps. Better get finebaum on speed dial for the after beat down melt.
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Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:49 pm to Boomer00
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Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:50 pm to Boomer00
Oh look at me I'm shaking in my little space boots
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:50 pm to Boomer00
I like turttles
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:54 pm to Boomer00
Whenever I try to pee after I ejaculate sometimes it comes out slow and it's frustrating.
Does this happen to anyone else?
Does this happen to anyone else?
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:56 pm to ACL11190
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Does this happen to anyone else?
The right masseuse will fix that at a prostrated...excuse me, prorated charge.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:56 pm to Boomer00
A little premature, you have not beat OSU yet.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:56 pm to Boomer00
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Boomer00
I'm guessing you won't be back if we beat that arse.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:57 pm to HempHead
It's only for like a few seconds and then I get a nice flow.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:57 pm to ACL11190
I get the split streams a morning after a good night. It's like a full 90 degree angle. They both can't possibly make it into the commode 
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:58 pm to Boomer00
Lol. You lost to Charlie strong
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:58 pm to ACL11190
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Whenever I try to pee after I ejaculate sometimes it comes out slow and it's frustrating.
Does this happen to anyone else?
Love those massages with the "Happy Endings"!!
This post was edited on 11/24/15 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:59 pm to genro
Damn, that sucks. At least you have your wife? to clean it up though, amirite?
Posted on 11/24/15 at 8:00 pm to chattabama
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I'm guessing you won't be back if we beat that arse.
He came back after the beat down by Texas, so I see nothing stopping him.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 8:01 pm to Boomer00
I plan on eating lots of pie for Thanksgiving.. thanks for your concern
Posted on 11/24/15 at 8:02 pm to chadr07
What's your opinion on Obama?
Posted on 11/24/15 at 8:02 pm to Boomer00
I don't think Bama is worried considering you barely beat us in 2 OT.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 8:03 pm to ACL11190
I clean it, she doesn't know about the problem. I've learned in marriage you have to strategize and "honey, every time we frick I piss all over the bathroom floor the next morning" probably doesn't help my chances
This post was edited on 11/24/15 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 11/24/15 at 8:10 pm to genro
You could put trashcans in the areas where the streams come out.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 8:10 pm to genro
OU couldn't beat Bama twice in a row under Saban even if Peej made Bama his "lock of all time."
Ok, THEN you may have a shot. Otherwise, forget it.
Ok, THEN you may have a shot. Otherwise, forget it.
This post was edited on 11/24/15 at 8:12 pm
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