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Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:21 pm to David Ricky
I just casually glanced at this.. and thought that McElwain has sexually assaulted the shark because it attacked his university and his family.
I was thinking holy shite dude.. just kill the shark, don't rape it.
I was thinking holy shite dude.. just kill the shark, don't rape it.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:21 pm to David Ricky
Damn, he handled that horribly. Have a sense of humor.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:27 pm to DBU
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Always playing the victim
The victim is clearly the shark
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:29 pm to Bham Bammer
People are getting tires of shitty reporters and shittier questions.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:32 pm to DBU
Jim mcelwain is SJW coach of the year
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:34 pm to roadGator
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People are getting tires of shitty reporters and shittier questions.
I do agree with this and love it when reporters get shite on for dumb questions but this is SEC media week and he's had 100s of the same questions and you'd think he could just laugh at this. It's really funny honestly
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:35 pm to David Ricky
quote:so then whyd he do it?
naked shark pic "attacked the university" and "attacked my family."
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:36 pm to CNB
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The victim is clearly the shark
Haha this! Good Lord if I were an SEC Coach and playing them I'd make all kind of shark plays and references. This dude is about to cry.
#pusscakes
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:37 pm to WestCoastAg
Its the owner of Jimmy John's.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:45 pm to boXerrumble
No it's not Jimmy John's dude either. It's some random dude named Jim
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:47 pm to David Ricky
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McElwain says naked shark pic "attacked the university" and "attacked my family."
Les got this
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:50 pm to David Ricky
i did laugh when i GIS "naked shark" and mcelwain was the first result
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:47 pm to Dawgfanman
quote:FIFY
He humped the shark
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:56 pm to David Ricky
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Kyle Tucker @KyleTucker_SEC McElwain says naked shark pic "attacked the university" and "attacked my family." Room goes silent. I gotta say, dude needs a sense of humor
He got we he deserved IMO
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:57 pm to roadGator
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People are getting tired of shitty reporters and shittier questions.
Mac should be happy they're asking him about this fricking shark and not getting blown out by FSU two years in a row.
That said, if we win in Atlanta this year, he'll never hear about that shark again.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:58 pm to FearlessFreep
To be fair could you imagine if someone photoshopped this of bear Bryant in the 60s. Bama fans would have turned into redneck ISIS and started suicide bombing everywhere
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:59 pm to FearlessFreep
Mack says it ain't him but I have on good authority that there was a 1/2 gallon of Gray Goose which left the dock that morning and the only thing that returned that afternoon was a drunk head coach and a dead shark with peter tracks around her booty.
But my good authority may be full of shark shite.
But my good authority may be full of shark shite.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 10:00 pm to BreezyDawg
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Its actually kind of impressive, I mean who else has been photographed naked with a shark?
I've been photographed naked with a whale. Not posting the image tho, cajunbama's mother is a lovely woman.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 10:00 pm to Chitter Chatter
He's gonna need a bigger boat...
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