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re: It's time to look in the mirror, everyone.

Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:40 pm to
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:40 pm to
I almost feel bad. Almost.
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Member since Dec 2013
11839 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:44 pm to
At first, I thought OP was just like...


Then I realized he's just:
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68272 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

So, where is that part that includes titles



I read that as titties. Where are some ole miss titties?

Of course, every sec school has hot women (except a&m)
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Why are you going on a message board complaining about Ole Miss? Does your 1998 self want to kick your own arse right now?

I mean, think about it. Ole Miss has rustled your jimmies. Freaking Ole Miss. High school stadium, Independence Bowl champ...yes, that Ole Miss.

Ole Miss used to be a great road trip for you. You could go out on the Square on a Friday night, wake up to a great day of tailgating, get the early W on a Saturday thanks to a Jefferson Pilot kickoff time, and leave feeling pretty good about your experience. You would always leave with a great impression of the place, even ask out loud, "why doesn't this place win more? We all had a great time and Oxford is legit? What am I missing?"

We made a fantastic hire in 2011, going outside the box on a proven head coach at every level except the SEC. And we hired an AD that knew what he was doing that was not within the Ole Miss family. They both came in with a plan and executed on it.

Ever since 2011, your fun filled weekend in Oxford with a presumed W to add to your list has now changed. You are rustled. tFear is real. Ole Miss is a major power in college football and that will not change any time soon. Every time we post a gif of your QB throwing a pick six to Cody Prewitt, Andrew Ritter kicking a game winning FG, or your assistant coach trying to trip our All American cornerback after his picks off your QB, you die a little inside. When we went into the Superdome and completely destroyed Oklahoma State in lieu of a Sugar Bowl victory, and in the process crossed the 50 yard line on offense, you realize this isn't 1983 anymore.

The SEC is done, it's over.



Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

or even Atlanta


They made it to Atlanta.



They even got a ring out of it.


Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:54 pm to
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Ever since 2011...

Is that what this is all about?

Let's see...

I-A Winning Percentage 2011-2015 (5 years)

1 Alabama
2 Florida State
3 Oregon
4 Ohio State
5 Clemson
6t Stanford
6t Michigan State
8 Boise State
9 Northern Illinois
10t Louisiana State
10t Baylor
10t Oklahoma

...not in the top ten...

13 Georgia
14t Notre Dame
14t Oklahoma State
14t Louisville
17 Wisconsin
18t Georgia Southern
18t Appalachian State
20 Houston

...not in the top 20...

21 Texas Christian
22 Toledo
23 Cincinnati
24 Marshall
25t Arkansas State
25t Kansas State
27 South Carolina
28 Southern Cal
29t Brigham Young
29t Texas A&M

...not in the top 30...

31 Western Kentucky
32t San Diego State
32t Nebraska
34t UCLA
34t Utah State
36t Michigan
36t Navy
38t Mississippi State
38t Missouri
40 Louisiana-Lafayette

...not in the top 40 (oh look, there's State - and UL!)...

41 Ohio
42 Bowling Green
43t Florida
43t Louisiana Tech
45t Arizona State
45t Virginia Tech
47 Penn State
48 North Carolina
49 Utah
50t Auburn

...not in the top 50 (Hey, Auburn)...

50t Iowa
52 Washington
53t Northwestern
53t Miami-Florida
53t East Carolina
56t Arizona
56t Rutgers
58t Mississippi (0.56250 36-28)
58t Texas
58t West Virginia

...oh, THERE'S Mississippi, hanging out with Texas.

Wait, what's all this about again...?
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11081 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

we hired an AD that knew what he was doing


That makes one of us
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
64509 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:56 pm to
I think he meant to say since 2015
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:07 pm to
Don't look in the mirror...



...you'll just see Mississippi looking back.
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2073 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38243 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

It's funny, every time Ole Miss has had b2b 8+ win seasons since Johnny Vaught, the coach of that team has had Ole Miss on probation thereafter. Billy Brewer won 8 games in 1989 and 9 games in 1990. Just a few years later, Ole Miss was hammered with a two year bowl ban, a 1 year TV ban and severe scholarship restrictions. Houston Nutt and Hugh Freeze have both accomplished that feat, and Ole Miss' current investigation encompasses the tenure of both coaches. But who says you have to cheat at Ole Miss to be competitive?


Then how the hell are they not getting "repeat offender" status here?

It's a culture within the school now.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19914 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Why are you going on a message board complaining about Ole Miss?


LITERALLY stopped reading right there.

I think your autocorrect changed "making fun of" to "complaining about".

Do you really think we would complain about some of the best material you can get on a board populated by conference rivals? I mean, it's JUNE. There is a limit to how many favorite uniform, unrealistic expectations, and Saban/Harbaugh threads we can put out there. (Well, maybe not on that last one.)

Sure, baseball postseason is fun (for most of us), but even that has lulls between games.

You guys are like the Xbox for this place. No matter how bored we get or how many times we've gone jihad on zombies, we can always make the case to play you again.

Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:39 pm to
DingDong

Posted by gatortrav88
Member since Oct 2014
3807 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:44 pm to
Ehh we kicked your fricking teeth the week after you beat Bama so fla fans not too worried about yall
This post was edited on 6/1/16 at 1:45 pm
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37687 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:50 pm to
Spot on, 'cept you don't know what lieu means.

Do you even deviate bro?
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

It's time to look in the mirror, everyone.

Agree. Give it a try, Ole Miss.

quote:

We made a fantastic hire in 2011

fantastic based on what? Bama made a hire in 2007 and in 2008 won the west, in 2009 won the sec and natty. AU made a hire in 2013 and won the SEC and played for a natty same year. Florida made a hire in 2015 and won the east. What has Ole Miss done to justify this "Fantastic hire" claim (try to answer that question without saying "beat Bama twice")?

quote:

going outside the box

Outside of the box in terms of being proven? Yes. But you hired a guy with strong OM ties who you knew would crawl to Oxford for the job and would happily turn a blind eye to whatever you wanted to do.

quote:

a proven head coach at every level

including girls HS basketball

quote:

Ole Miss is a major power in college football

You aren't even a major power in the SEC West yet. WIN something (ANYTHING) and then we can talk about you being "on your way". Win consistently and we'll talk about you "being" something.

You are delusional. Get that mirror. Look in it. It's a sad boy playing pretend.
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32977 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:06 pm to
Houston Dale Nutt was such a prize.

Oh,

4th and 25

Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19204 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:22 pm to
OP is tRant version of the Vandy Whistler.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17264 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:34 pm to
Don't nutting about no deviate, but I have been known to Viate back in the 80s.

Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:40 pm to
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The SEC is done, it's over.


You should NEVER say this stupid shite unless you actually win the SEC, or even make it to Atlanta, which of course you never have nor even came close. I can understand Alabama saying this, but not the puny weak runts of Ole Piss. Enjoy your sanctions though you cheaters. Sounds like it was worth it to you for whatever reason.
This post was edited on 6/1/16 at 2:42 pm
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