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re: It's Meltdown Time

Posted on 10/4/16 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85800 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 12:15 pm to
quote:



Except that wasn't really true.


Except, that wasn't the only case of bama fans murdering. A father shot his son..... and the best one


Bama fans killed Tiffin's dog.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 12:20 pm to
Thread of the week.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19520 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Y'all murdered trees. It is terrible.


Not really because it is a fricking tree, but please continue..
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24160 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 12:45 pm to
They should've done a Dylan Moses meltdown time. There is some good on the recruiting boards.
Posted by chizhead
Member since Sep 2012
1048 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 12:53 pm to
i got damn tears running down my cheeks after reading that :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Posted by sunseeker
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2016
2651 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 1:06 pm to
I thought this was a link to the Dylan Moses thread on TD.
Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1786 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

UGA
I am legitimately scared we're about to lose on a Hail Mary.
We must defeat Tennessee and lose to Florida to complete the SEC East circle of suck
I'm not commenting on football for my mental health, but we have the two most adorable CFB mascots in the house today. Also the refs should have been aborted

FSU
I have a new theory: Jimbo needs to get laid.
Jimbo is going full retard
LSU you still want Jimob?


Sparty
At least we get a better draft pick
The true definition of targeting is like the meaning of life: either it’s unknowable, or it’s whatever you want it to be.
This shite offense couldn’t put up 20 points on a Big XII team.

Texas
Texas fricked those kicks up on purposes because we hate donating to scholarships.
The eyes of Texas are upon the suicide note I left naming them the sole reason for my early demise
Bobby Petrino can frick a thousand coeds if he can fix this shite team.


Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 1:11 pm to
Where are the UT melts?? You know they were coming with 10 seconds left.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Where are the UT melts?? You know they were coming with 10 seconds left.




I legit almost threw up after Eason's Hail Mary, couldn't have melted if I wanted to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

While kelly remained widely despised for ineptitude by the florida state fanbase as a whole, he was widely commended for his uniquely phallic physical appearance.

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frick Josh fricked Up Alien Faced Dobbs and the 8 mother frickers who couldn’t keep UT from completing a miracle arse pass. frick my parents for creating me and raising me in the state of Georgia. ANd most of all frick KIRBY SMART and his epilleptic arse barber looking haircut for making a good dog sad

This had to come from here, right?

I don't think they picked the best ones from Texas. I scanned through the game thread on Shaggy Texas and they lost their fricking minds when Strong choose to punt down 3 scores with 4 or 5 minutes left.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 1:47 pm to
Texas:
quote:

I like the tackling technique where we have 5 guys each try to high five the runner and hope he loses his balance and falls down.

quote:

The fact that Charlie had the help of the refs to accept the penalty says it all

quote:

I went outside to do $#@!. I $#@!ed up one of the wood cuts I was making. I burned a loaf of banana bread. I came inside and said $#@! it and watched the game for a sec. down three scores. We score a TD. We miss the 2 pt conversion. I'm going to go back outside and $#@! stuff up with power tools some more.
Posted by elksnort
Jonesboro, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2014
39 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 1:57 pm to
This is the most dumb shite ending to a football game in the history of the goddamn sport and of course it happens to us. frick Josh fricked Up Alien Faced Dobbs and the 8 mother frickers who couldn’t keep UT from completing a miracle arse pass. frick my parents for creating me and raising me in the state of Georgia. ANd most of all frick KIRBY SMART and his epilleptic arse barber looking haircut for making a good dog sad.


I don't post much on the rant, but dear God, who is the author of the above rant? This is a thing of beauty. I'd love to buy this person a drink. Best laugh I have had in awhile. thank you
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 2:26 pm to
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Bobby Petrino can frick a thousand coeds if he can fix this shite team


L
O
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Posted by lsufan31
MS
Member since Mar 2013
2177 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 2:39 pm to
Yeah, only 5 of yall have the interwebz- the rest just shoot their cousin for not having enough "bama" in em.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Except that wasn't really true.

The case has generated publicity with the label "Iron Bowl killing" but the shooting had nothing to do with the game, Robbins said. "The outcome of that game had nothing to do with this case. Absolutely.



quote:

Neketa Shepherd said, apparently took their joking the wrong way and became mad that they weren't more upset over Alabama's loss.


from the article...
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24160 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 2:52 pm to
While I normally don't trust the police, in the case if this shooting, I'm taking the officer's word.



And this Egyptian river is beautiful.
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2080 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Where are the UT melts?? You know they were coming with 10 seconds left.


You only make the melt when you lose, although I think they did include Auburn fans last year when they almost lost to JSU.

I also enjoyed after the 2009 Iron Bowl they did an anti-meltdown where Auburn fans were soaking in a moral victory. Hilarious stuff.
This post was edited on 10/4/16 at 3:36 pm
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