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It's Meltdown Time

Posted on 10/4/16 at 8:47 am
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75837 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 8:47 am
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Michigan State, Texas, Florida State and Georgia all represented this week.

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"It's not in til it's in" that’s what I tell my wife in the bedroom


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Texas fricked those kicks up on purposes because we hate donating to scholarships.


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That may be the most cheered for 2nd quarter 27-yard field goal in the history of football


This post was edited on 10/4/16 at 8:55 am
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 8:48 am to
Teasip fans try way too hard to be edgy.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 8:49 am to
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I'm off to go wash my taint with a belt sander

This post was edited on 10/4/16 at 8:49 am
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 8:50 am to
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ANd most of all frick KIRBY SMART and his epilleptic arse barber looking haircut for making a good dog sad.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28897 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 8:51 am to
He mad.

Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28897 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 8:52 am to
UGA:

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I would rather get shite-housed than lose like that. I'm off to go wash my taint with a belt sander
Posted by m45auburn
Auburn
Member since Aug 2014
4467 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 9:00 am to
Kirby and his epileptic arse barber haircut
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69891 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 9:40 am to
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IN LIKE QUINTUPLE COVERAGE AND HE TAKES IT! frick YOU VOLS EAT A BAG OF FLAMING VOLUNTEER DOG shite





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Im.goong to fricking kill.mteelf!
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 9:41 am to
We fricking tipped our own fricking pass. frick everything.

Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75335 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 9:48 am to
Dayumm...
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41133 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 9:58 am to
We probably had some good melts and we won.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
29999 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 10:08 am to
Makes me so glad that Alabama fans maintain perspective in times of adversity. The rest of y'all could learn a lot from us...
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85789 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 10:12 am to
Yeah, murder is a lot better way to deal with the emotion of a loss.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 10:16 am to
UGA
I am legitimately scared we're about to lose on a Hail Mary.
We must defeat Tennessee and lose to Florida to complete the SEC East circle of suck
I'm not commenting on football for my mental health, but we have the two most adorable CFB mascots in the house today. Also the refs should have been aborted

FSU
I have a new theory: Jimbo needs to get laid.
Jimbo is going full retard
LSU you still want Jimob?


Sparty
At least we get a better draft pick
The true definition of targeting is like the meaning of life: either it’s unknowable, or it’s whatever you want it to be.
This shite offense couldn’t put up 20 points on a Big XII team.

Texas
Texas fricked those kicks up on purposes because we hate donating to scholarships.
The eyes of Texas are upon the suicide note I left naming them the sole reason for my early demise
Bobby Petrino can frick a thousand coeds if he can fix this shite team.



This post was edited on 10/4/16 at 10:18 am
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2072 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 10:26 am to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 10:32 am to
Easily one of the better parts about college football right now.

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At least we get a better draft pick


This post was edited on 10/4/16 at 10:39 am
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 10:35 am to
Y'all murdered trees. It is terrible.

It's like you never watched Fern Gully.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15340 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 10:44 am to
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Yeah, murder is a lot better way to deal with the emotion of a loss
depends on who you're killing
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 11:53 am to
Michigan State

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I don't even care. I hope everyone dies. Lincoln, Einstein, Gandhi. They can all fricking die. I'm going to North Korea.


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At least we lost to the best team in Indiana, suck it Irish.


Texas

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Nick Saban will find a way to make this go away.


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Louisville is doing well. Maybe we can get their coach.


FSU

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LSU you still want Jimob?


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That kicker just tomahawk chopped our collective dicks off and I’m not even mad, I just respect him for it.


UGA

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..And Butch Jones just went from red to whatever is a darker red than red


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This is the most dumb shite ending to a football game in the history of the goddamn sport and of course it happens to us. frick Josh fricked Up Alien Faced Dobbs and the 8 mother frickers who couldn’t keep UT from completing a miracle arse pass. frick my parents for creating me and raising me in the state of Georgia. ANd most of all frick KIRBY SMART and his epilleptic arse barber looking haircut for making a good dog sad.



That last one is pure poetry.
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
4558 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 12:10 pm to
Lot of quality this time
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