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It's Meltdown Time!
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:24 am
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:24 am
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Texas, Notre Dame, Florida State, Auburn and Ole Miss made the cut this week.
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Texas, Notre Dame, Florida State, Auburn and Ole Miss made the cut this week.
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If Malik is hurt I'm replacing this rum and coke with bleach and rope.
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Haven't seen a Jackson destroy the Seminoles this bad since Andrew did it in 1817.
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And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Florida State football by 50 points.
This post was edited on 9/20/16 at 8:34 am
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:34 am to TideSaint
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At the end of this year we bring in Saban. I'm tired of being $#@!ty. Aren't yall?
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New drinking game: drink every time Longhorns make you sad, then you die.
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Our defense is as passive as my wife during sex.
Texas gonna Tex..
This post was edited on 9/20/16 at 8:36 am
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:38 am to TideSaint
And bad as it was, had still rather be in FSU's shoes, than Aubies! 
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:41 am to 4Ghost
6 of your 10 posts are about Auburn.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:41 am to TideSaint
you would think after that UGA loss Mizzou would make the cut, but we just don't melt like you rednecks
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:42 am to TideSaint
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If Brian van Gorder is our DC at the beginning of next season I will root for USC for the rest of my life.
That's serious
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:43 am to AA7
Y'all make it easy. Don't worry, I will get around to uf.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:44 am to TideSaint
There are some gems this week. My two favorites:
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(FSU) My UF friends are being nice to me now. That's how bad this is.
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(Auburn) Screws the safety of the women at Auburn, bring in Art Briles. It’s just the women.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:44 am to AA7
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6 of your 10 posts are about Auburn.
Sounds like the rest of the gumps here.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:46 am to Crimson Legend
Too funny!
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:47 am to TideSaint
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Hi, I'm second half Ole Miss, and I have Cable.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:48 am to TideSaint
Shaggy always has the most colorful meltdown.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:59 am to TideSaint
Bama fans in the 1st half of the OM game should have made that list
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:00 am to DawgCountry
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John Chavis looks like Saddam Hussein.
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I'm gonna go rage frick my bammer wife and then cry into a bowl of ice cream and my dignity.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:02 am to TideSaint
How did OU not make this one?
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:04 am to TideSaint
Haven't seen a Jackson destroy the Seminoles this bad since Andrew did it in 1817
The Notre Dame defense is as nonexistent as Manti Teo's girlfriend.
These were my favorite.
The Notre Dame defense is as nonexistent as Manti Teo's girlfriend.
These were my favorite.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:06 am to TideSaint
One of those Auburn quotes was from tRant. Don't remember who posted it but I remember reading it either here or on the tScoreboard.
It was this one:
It was this one:
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Gus has no direction for this team and he doesn't need to be an offensive coordinator or head ball coach. Time to go back to division 2, 3, or highschool.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:15 am to Carolina_Girl
Now that I think about it, this one is spot on
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Every time they interview Jimbo before halftime i feel like it's a local news channel interviewing a bystander in Pasco County about a neighborhood meth house blowing up.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:16 am to TideSaint
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Haven't seen a Jackson destroy the Seminoles this bad since Andrew did it in 1817.
tGOAT Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:19 am to AA7
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6 of your 10 posts are about Auburn
If Auburn didn't blow so bad it may be different.. Don't be mad at him.
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