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It's Meltdown Time - Week Two

Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:20 pm
Posted by BamaChick
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:20 pm
Featuring Texas Tech, TCU, Va Tech, and Okie State

Texas Tech
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Well in honor of that defense, happy 9/11 everybody!



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HOW TO BET ON A TEXAS TECH GAME:

Do numbers higher than the over/under exist?

- YES: Take the over

- NO: Take the over anyway


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The SEC may be onto something with that whole "playing defense" thing.


TCU

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MORE LIKE KENNY DILL CUZ HE JUST THREW A PICK(LE)


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FALSE START ON ALL 11 PLAYERS


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Never get in an overtime game with Arkansas. It’s as obvious as don’t fight a ground war in Russia. Those fat pigs have enough insulation to last 100 overtimes and keep fighting.


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We’re getting SEC chanted out of the stadium. Out of our own damn stadium.



Virginia Tech

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VT = Very Turnovery


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VirginiaTechFootball.exe has stopped working


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Just frick my shite up fam


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I bet you could use fired up Butch Jones' face as a hazard highway safety flare



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hi britsol PD id like to report a murder.



Oklahoma State

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Stop it Buffalo Wild Wings


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"WE MESSED UP THE RULES BUT THE RULES SAY WE CANT CORRECT US MESSING UP THE RULES SO ¯\_(?)_/¯"


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What the frick. get off the fricking field if you dont have your shoe on.



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CARDIAC COWBOYS BACK! *clutches left arm* *dies*




Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65776 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

We’re getting SEC chanted out of the stadium. Out of our own damn stadium.


Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:25 pm to
That's a good one
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69912 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:26 pm to
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At least i have the Redski-
ah shite



Posted by GIbson05
Member since Feb 2009
4292 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:28 pm to
I really wanted Arkansas to lose just to see the "Bert could find a sonic drive-thru" rant make this list
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73797 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:32 pm to
Kenny Dill

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:33 pm to
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I really wanted Arkansas to lose just to see the "Bert could find a sonic drive-thru" rant make this list


i missed that one.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55311 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:34 pm to
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quote: We’re getting SEC chanted out of the stadium. Out of our own damn stadium.


Well done boys
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23886 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:35 pm to
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We’re getting SEC chanted out of the stadium. Out of our own damn stadium.

Good job, pigs.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55311 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:36 pm to
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Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55311 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:36 pm to
Oklahoma State

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Stop it Buffalo Wild Wings


This post was edited on 9/13/16 at 4:36 pm
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:39 pm to
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This game makes me want to jump off a cliff but can't cuz I'm in Lubbock frick Lubbock for being flatter than a white girl's arse.


Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:41 pm to
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We’re getting SEC chanted out of the stadium. Out of our own damn stadium.


This warms my heart.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:45 pm to
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Kenny Dill


I'm just glad he won the pre-season shite-talk Heisman at A&M before he transferred.



Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:46 pm to
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I bet you could use fired up Butch Jones' face as a hazard highway safety flare

This person would have done well here
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:47 pm to
Best thing about Tuesdays for sure.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30125 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:54 pm to
Never get in an overtime game with Arkansas. It’s as obvious as don’t fight a ground war in Russia. Those fat pigs have enough insulation to last 100 overtimes.


This was the winner.
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:57 pm to
Posted by I-H8-BAMA
Benton, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2013
10427 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 5:03 pm to
The Buffalo Wild Wings comment was the best
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 5:06 pm to
I was partial to that one and the "hi bristol PD id like to report a murder" one.
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