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re: Is Bielema's fatness holding him back?

Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

I'd say it's definitely holding him down


Came to post the same...
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
2487 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:39 pm to
Still got a while before we hit 38-10
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30214 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 1:33 pm to
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I wonder how long it's been since he's seen his penis


As long as that little hot box wife of his can find it, what does it really matter?
Posted by Porcine Human
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 3/22/17 at 1:38 pm to
The pic is from 2013
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30214 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 1:41 pm to
Somebody throw a recent pic, something from the bowl game or spring practice.
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9711 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 1:55 pm to
I'll go back and find a pic from Feb during recruiting
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:03 pm to
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 2:04 pm
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:04 pm to
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I actually seen a more recent pic of him, and he is actually losing weight. That pic is from 2014. He is still fat, but not that whale sized anymore.

That's only because one morning he didn't realize that Jen was stuck in his back until he was toweling off after a shower. So she kind of insisted that doesn't happen again.

On a positive note, Jen did find her car keys while struggling to free herself.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:07 pm to
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I've never seen a fatass coach become successful.


How soon we forget Fulmer. Plenty of fat coaches have been good.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:09 pm to
he does look less fat there and he's wearing white which as we all know only makes you look fatter than you are- go Bert!
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:11 pm to
Here he is with Jen last February 14th...



Posted by SillyAg
Member since Sep 2016
59 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:11 pm to
If anything, his obesity is hurting his back
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25192 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:33 pm to
Some of you folks have a weird fascination with Bert and how he looks. It used to be funny but its long since slide into... unwholesome.

Honestly folks, if you are into overweight Midwesterners just go to Milwaukee and fly that freak flag proudly.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7530 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:40 pm to
He's a tucked in shirt away from Charlie Weis fat

Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:43 pm to
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...Bert and how he looks

You mean fat?
quote:

It used to be funny...

We could fill this board with all the tropes that used to be funny but aren't anymore, if it weren't already filled with tropes that used to be funny but aren't anymore.
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
2487 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 5:12 pm to
Still looks pretty fat IMO
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

Some of you folks have a weird fascination with Bert and how he looks. It used to be funny but its long since slide into... unwholesome.


#BertWatch2017
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 5:23 pm to
#BertWatch, move to Fark Board if necessary:



Posted by Central Pork
Member since Jul 2014
1286 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 5:27 pm to
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He's a tucked in shirt away from Charlie Weis fat


That pic of Weis is after gastric by-pass. He beat it. Where is he now? Still coaching?

I suspect Bret will start paying attention to his health when his kid arrives. It is a game changer. He needs to let Coach Herbert help him out. It ain't easy to change your habits. I hope he does.
Posted by Guidge
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
556 posts
Posted on 3/23/17 at 9:06 pm to
Kathy Miles may be the most unattractive SEC Coach's wife maybe ever
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