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Is Bielema's fatness holding him back?

Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:13 am
Posted by Darth Aranda
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Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:13 am

I mean look at this guy, he's a fricking cow. He was never that fat at Wisconsin. I've never seen a fatass coach become successful. Most of them had already had their success and then just let themselves go like Phil Fulmer did. Maybe that's what Bielema is doing now? Coach in a few Rose Bowls, come home to Jen's fine arse every night and then just let yourself go because you feel that you've made it. There's a certain threshold of fatness that you must fall below if you want to be a winner, but once you cross it you're toast. It's hard enough to win at a place like Arkansas, and I feel that his weight just adds to their mediocrity. Thoughts?
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 11:21 am
Posted by Bom Bidi Bom
Member since Mar 2017
118 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:13 am to
What a troll


Lolz jk Frick Bert
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 11:14 am
Posted by Bom Bidi Bom
Member since Mar 2017
118 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:14 am to
I wonder how long it's been since he's seen his penis
Posted by RocketBallz
Member since Oct 2012
1285 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:15 am to
Has he reached a Mangino level of fatness? I don't think so, he still has room to grow.
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15229 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:16 am to
I'm not going to upvote this, but I can't help but laugh.
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
2487 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:27 am to
That's a scary thought
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32624 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:31 am to
He literally looks like a human hog.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Is Bielema's fatness holding him back?


I think that would be gravity holding him back...
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17255 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:37 am to
Golden Corral, Bert has his own feed trough out back.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:40 am to
LOLhe fat
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33854 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:42 am to
Not directly but it does increase drag.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:47 am to
Holding him back from having an attractive wife? no

Holding him back from a 7-figure salary? no

Holding him back from enjoying life? doesn't look like it

Sounds like he's wearing his weight well.
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Member since Oct 2015
14056 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:50 am to
So fat. He actually has very porcine-like qualities.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105376 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 11:50 am to
Yes....

Well, that and he is at Arkansas
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
2487 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:06 pm to
That's kind of my point though, he's mailed it in and doesn't give a shite anymore.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:11 pm to
he's so fat but frick you and all the piece of shite alters on this site lately.

Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:16 pm to
I'd say it's definitely holding him down
Posted by Porcine Human
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
11210 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:17 pm to
Haha it's because he's fat
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25327 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:18 pm to
17 upvotes and 0 downvotes...
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9711 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 12:21 pm to
I actually seen a more recent pic of him, and he is actually losing weight. That pic is from 2014. He is still fat, but not that whale sized anymore.
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