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In-season analysis: Half the downvotes you get are from obese virgins.

Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:35 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:35 am
In-season meaning it's on topic because obese virgins never played football, but they are so so intent on forcing you to pay homage to what they learned on Fantasy Football or from Dan Woken.

So if you post a thread and you get 37 upvotes and 64 downvotes, it's really 37-32 in your favor.

This is not a declaration of war on obese virgins. They are productive members of society and we need them. And we want to nurture them to move forward in a better direction.

We want to celebrate their successes.



Hopefully this thread encourages normal guys who aren't virgins into posting more threads. Don't be afraid to hang your opinion out there. John Grisham might call it being brave and hanging a shingle.

Post what you feel and smile and take a nap and wake up later and look at the fruits of your labor.




I love you all.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:36 am to
and yes, I'm mesmerized by the psychology involved in downvotes and upvotes, so screw you if you don't like it.





Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5207 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:39 am to
Do people actually give a shite about little arrows other people put next their nonsense-message board posts?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:41 am to
quote:

Do people actually give a shite about little arrows other people put next their nonsense-message board posts?



I'm a professional psychiatrist Krampus. Are you really asking me this question?
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:42 am to
quote:

but they are so so intent on forcing you to pay homage to what they learned on Fantasy Football or from Dan Woken.

Can confirm
Stats whores regularly get mad when I tell them their offense is gay or their defense sucks
>b-but muh numbers
And then they lose a game and it's OVER
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18226 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:42 am to
This explains Pios ratio so much
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18226 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:43 am to
quote:

I'm a professional psychiatrist Krampus. Are you really asking me this question?
Those are billable hours.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:43 am to
quote:

thatguy45



I'm hiring you as my assistant
Posted by Between TheHedges
Message Board Genius
Member since Aug 2022
3721 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:43 am to
What does it mean if you downvote your own posts?
Posted by Tatar82
Member since Sep 2015
123 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:45 am to
We call the downvoting your own post “Caitlyn Jenner Syndrome.”
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:46 am to
Since we are Aggies on an LSU site, we get automatically downvoted so we could care less. I could post, “God bless you all” and get 100 downvotes, the actual quality of our posts don’t matter on tRant

For all the other fan bases, they don’t get the mandatory LSU downvote, so their upvotes/downvotes actually means something I guess. I’m surprised Arkansas fan is posting this, they are liked by LSU fans
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:47 am to
quote:


We call the downvoting your own post “Caitlyn Jenner Syndrome.”



or that "cutting" thing
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:52 am to
quote:

. I’m surprised Arkansas fan is posting this, they are liked by LSU fans





LSU is our proxy war ally


They send us some homemade wine

And we send them some homemade wine

Then they send us pictures of New Orleans carjackings

And then we send them some homemade wine
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 10:58 am to
quote:

I'm hiring you as my assistant

Can only work part time, UK needs me here
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Can only work part time, UK needs me here




you're fired
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 11:26 am to
quote:

you're fired

I'm honored
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 11:46 am to
I’ll just take the nap and skip the rest.
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