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Posted on 2/2/09 at 12:32 pm to BamaInHsv
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BamaInHsv
Nice photos. Nice crib. Nice looking family and friends. Nice looking wife.
Now prepare to be farked.
I don't even want to know whats going to happen to those pics dude...take them down ASAP. Please.
Posted on 2/2/09 at 1:16 pm to DvlsAdvocat
Where are Calhoun and his cronies with his cow stats now? Seems that they didn't want us to mention that Lee County is half the size of Tuscaloosa County has has just as many cows - meaning that Lee County has more than twice as many cows per square mile than Tuscaloosa (10.5 vs. 5.1). You should have kept the cow stats to yourself, farm boy.
This post was edited on 2/2/09 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 2/2/09 at 1:26 pm to Auburntiger
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like Tuscaloosa is some major metropolitan area or something
For Alabama it is. And it's definitely large enough to make fun of Lee County.
The combined population of Tuscaloosa and Nortport which are basically the same city is just under 90,000.
Posted on 2/2/09 at 1:27 pm to superman
A plane was shot down over Iraq and Osama Bin Laden captured an LSU fan ,an Auburn fan and an Alabama fan. Bin Laden says "I'm not as cruel as George Bush says I am. You will be given 50 lashes each but you can choose whatever you want to cover your back first"
The LSU fan goes first and asks for the finest tiger hide there is to cover his back. This is granted and he receives the tiger hide before he receives 50 lashes. His back is all torn and bleeding but he survives.
The Auburn fan says "I will take it as it comes I will have nothing on my back and will be proud to bear the scars" he shouts defiantly. His wish is granted and he receives his 50 lashes, his back torn and bleeding, his ribs fractured and protruding, a terrible mess to behold.
"Now Bammer It's your turn, you have the same choice as the other two....what would you like on your back" says Osama.
The Bama fan replies quickly and without hesitation "I'll have the Auburn fan"
The LSU fan goes first and asks for the finest tiger hide there is to cover his back. This is granted and he receives the tiger hide before he receives 50 lashes. His back is all torn and bleeding but he survives.
The Auburn fan says "I will take it as it comes I will have nothing on my back and will be proud to bear the scars" he shouts defiantly. His wish is granted and he receives his 50 lashes, his back torn and bleeding, his ribs fractured and protruding, a terrible mess to behold.
"Now Bammer It's your turn, you have the same choice as the other two....what would you like on your back" says Osama.
The Bama fan replies quickly and without hesitation "I'll have the Auburn fan"
Posted on 2/2/09 at 1:59 pm to superman
As I said earlier in this thread, Auburn is ahead of Tuscaloser in every meaningful statistic. The propery values in Auburn are higher than Tuscaloser, the crime rate in Auburn is much lower than Tuscaloser, and the education level of people in Auburn is much higher than Tuscaloser.
Bammers constantly talk about the horrors of living in a cow town like Auburn, but they have no problem living in a crime infested and drug infested dump like Tuscaloser surrounded by a bunch of toothless uneducated rednecks
Bammers constantly talk about the horrors of living in a cow town like Auburn, but they have no problem living in a crime infested and drug infested dump like Tuscaloser surrounded by a bunch of toothless uneducated rednecks
Posted on 2/2/09 at 2:01 pm to calhountiger
Assholery is higher too.
Posted on 2/2/09 at 2:06 pm to Alahunter
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Assholery is higher too.
but you all are light years ahead of Auburn in respect to douchbaggery..so congrats on that
Posted on 2/2/09 at 2:07 pm to Auburntiger
We're number 1 !! 
Posted on 2/2/09 at 2:10 pm to Alahunter
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We're number 1 !!
Alahunter...where this thread has gone...all you can do is have fun with it
This post was edited on 2/2/09 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 2/2/09 at 2:18 pm to Auburntiger
that's fer sure.
Posted on 2/2/09 at 2:19 pm to calhountiger
You mean you don't want to talk about your cow statistics any longer?
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calhountiger
As I said earlier in this thread, Auburn is ahead of Tuscaloser in every meaningful statistic. The propery values in Auburn are higher than Tuscaloser, the crime rate in Auburn is much lower than Tuscaloser, and the education level of people in Auburn is much higher than Tuscaloser.
Bammers constantly talk about the horrors of living in a cow town like Auburn, but they have no problem living in a crime infested and drug infested dump like Tuscaloser surrounded by a bunch of toothless uneducated rednecks
Posted on 2/2/09 at 2:58 pm to Alahunter
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We're number 1 !!
Design the new t-shirt.
Posted on 2/2/09 at 3:22 pm to BamaInHsv
this thread difinitely gets a 
Posted on 2/2/09 at 7:46 pm to DvlsAdvocat
ZING! Good One.
Remember the other night CPA was making fun of Fluker stuttering?
An Aubie became a Pararooper. As He got ready for his first Jump; The Jump Seargent reminded the recruits Be sure to count to 10 before pulling the ripcord to deploy the chute. The Aubie stuttered and said yea-yea-Yes Sir!.
They All jump and 100 Feet above the ground...The Aubie Flies by all of them hollering "TA Ta Ta TWO!".
Remember the other night CPA was making fun of Fluker stuttering?
An Aubie became a Pararooper. As He got ready for his first Jump; The Jump Seargent reminded the recruits Be sure to count to 10 before pulling the ripcord to deploy the chute. The Aubie stuttered and said yea-yea-Yes Sir!.
They All jump and 100 Feet above the ground...The Aubie Flies by all of them hollering "TA Ta Ta TWO!".
Posted on 2/2/09 at 8:37 pm to RlTde2
Time for my nightly....
at Auburn.
Carry on.
at Auburn. Carry on.
Posted on 2/2/09 at 8:43 pm to Alahunter
Honestly I can look at the cow thing 2 ways
1) Hallucinogenic mushrooms grow out of the cow's shite and man they are fun
2) fricking agricultural shite is just plain dull and boring.
bye the way Calhountiger you're still a douche
1) Hallucinogenic mushrooms grow out of the cow's shite and man they are fun
2) fricking agricultural shite is just plain dull and boring.
bye the way Calhountiger you're still a douche
Posted on 2/2/09 at 9:46 pm to RockyStop
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1) Hallucinogenic mushrooms grow out of the cow's shite and man they are fun
+1000
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