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re: I'm sorry, but you have to laugh at Auburn

Posted on 1/30/09 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by Governor
right here
Member since Dec 2008
1862 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 9:45 pm to
When I read bryants comments about au being a cow college I just assumed he was talking about those obese bitches eating lizards with ketchup on em. I could be wrong tho.
Posted by GOBAMA90
Member since Oct 2008
2840 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 9:46 pm to
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Tuscaloosa County has more cattle than Lee County. True Fact



Here is the evidence that Tuscaloser County really did have more cows than Lee County back in 2005 and 2006, but I am not sure if they still do. I got this information from the USDA website.



Alabama County Data - Livestock

Commodity �ª

Cattle & Calves 2005 Alabama Lee 7,300 head
Cattle & Calves 2005 Alabama Tuscaloosa 7,500 head
Cattle & Calves 2006 Alabama Lee 7,000 head
Cattle & Calves 2006 Alabama Tuscaloosa 8,200 head




That's the tragic result of the experiment. Exponential decline of cows in Lee County...shocking to say the least.
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
13331 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 9:59 pm to
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There is a difference between a past state capital, and a polytech in the middle of a cow pasture.


so was Donaldsonville, La...ever been there? ...sorry to admit this to you...but Tuscaloosa (like Auburn) is pretty much in the middle of BFE
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72281 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:09 pm to
I know Tuscaloosa county has lots of rural area, but its also one of the largest counties in terms of land area. Tuscaloosa has a metro area population of 170,000 and is 45 minutes from the state's largest metro area in Birmingham.

You can pretend its in the middle of nowhere all you want, but facts are facts.
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
13331 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:10 pm to
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You can pretend its in the middle of nowhere


I don't have to pretend...it IS in the middle of nowhere...(as is Auburn)...nothing wrong with it...it just is...
This post was edited on 1/30/09 at 10:12 pm
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18137 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:30 pm to
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Eltoro Freeman


With a name like that it's natch that he would go to a cow school.
Posted by bayoufire801
Shreveport
Member since Jan 2008
90 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:33 pm to
You got punked by Utah, I don't think you can laugh at anyone.
Posted by tuck
Member since Oct 2007
12653 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:35 pm to
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Tuscaloosa County has more cattle than Lee County. True Fact
Leave it to an aubie to know the distribution of the cow population across the state of alabama. Tell me CPA, are the anuses of cow's in tuscaloosa county warmer or cooler than those in lee county? Do you use a real thermometer or go by feel?
This post was edited on 1/30/09 at 10:37 pm
Posted by GOBAMA90
Member since Oct 2008
2840 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:36 pm to
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quote:
Eltoro Freeman



With a name like that it's natch that he would go to a cow school.




It was destiny. Bravo
Posted by GOBAMA90
Member since Oct 2008
2840 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:38 pm to
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I'm sorry, but you have to laugh at Auburn
You got punked by Utah, I don't think you can laugh at anyone.




how did LSU do against Bama again...that's right LOSER!

Maybe next year jackass.
Posted by bayoufire801
Shreveport
Member since Jan 2008
90 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:40 pm to
We will see after next year JACKASS.
Posted by GOBAMA90
Member since Oct 2008
2840 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

'm sorry, but you have to laugh at Auburn

quote:
Tuscaloosa County has more cattle than Lee County. True Fact

Leave it to an aubie to know the distribution of the cow population across the state of alabama. Tell me CPA, are the anuses of cow's in tuscaloosa county warmer or cooler than those in lee county? Do you use a real thermometer or go by feel?



Dude, that's not cool. I was told that they were explicitly vag only with the cows. Even barners have standards.
Posted by Dribble
Hey, nice marmot.
Member since Jun 2008
9576 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 11:11 pm to
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That's because in Tuscaloosa the cows mate with the cows, but in Auburn...not so much.


You have to admit, that was pretty good.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53919 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 11:16 pm to
This reminds me of Saban's first year when he only had 4 weeks to recruit. Oh wait...he brought our class into the top ten in 4 weeks, I forgot about that.
Posted by RlTde2
Pace Florida
Member since Nov 2008
4664 posts
Posted on 1/30/09 at 11:19 pm to
I heard a rumor a Lee county Cow turned CPA Down for a date back in his single days...No MOOlah the cow reported..
Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46978 posts
Posted on 1/31/09 at 1:37 am to
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.no fan of a team that's not in the top 15 of any major national recruiting service should sit back, STFU, and watch how it's done.


you do realize what you said here, right?

double negatives ftw
Posted by jkehre1
Barrow, AK
Member since Aug 2007
263 posts
Posted on 1/31/09 at 1:59 am to
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That's because in Tuscaloosa the cows mate with the cows, but in Auburn...not so much.


Hahhahahhahahahh
Posted by Geaux4LSU88
Shreveport
Member since Aug 2005
1611 posts
Posted on 1/31/09 at 2:45 am to
Hey frickheads,
Please argue about cow population some more.

Signed,
Who gives a frick.
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
66462 posts
Posted on 1/31/09 at 5:11 am to
are there any miss state/ole miss threads like this.?.. i'm fairly entertained.
Posted by calhountiger
Member since Jan 2009
290 posts
Posted on 1/31/09 at 7:43 am to
Tuscaloser not only has a higher cow population than Auburn, but it also has a much higher crime rate and much lower property values than Auburn. However you slice it, Tuscaloser is a complete shithole.


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