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re: IM Glad My Fake GF Is Still Alive

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Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:57 pm to
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remember that time we sexted, and you loved it?


"7" is used when you want to indicate that your penile shaft has an unnatural curvature to it, like a dough hook or some charmed cobra
Posted by MikeHoncho
Anytown, USA
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:57 pm to
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If it was that unmemorable, there's a problem!


I had just gotten out of the pool, dammit!!!!!
Posted by MikeHoncho
Anytown, USA
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:58 pm to
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"7" is used when you want to indicate that your penile shaft has an unnatural curvature to it, like a dough hook or some charmed cobra



Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:58 pm to
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Hot women


Can be found in every other state in the country.


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the Alamo,


Was at Fort Sam Houston for a minute. Been to the Alamo. Meh...

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no women's suffrage


So, weak women? Yeah.

Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:59 pm to
Why would you go to Bammer if you're from Texas??? Or are you an Updyke?
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:59 pm to
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LSUChicageaux


You're my favorite LSU poster. You should come around more often.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:59 pm to
Goggles? Like my chemical goggles for the bomb making? Will I get to make a bomb too?

I am ready!
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:00 pm to
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Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:00 pm to
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the Alamo


"Hey, remember that place the Messicans kicked our asses at? That was awesome. Lets memorialize it"

Texan logic.
Posted by MikeHoncho
Anytown, USA
Member since Oct 2012
2769 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:01 pm to
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Why would you go to Bammer if you're from Texas??? Or are you an Updyke?


Dad from Gadsden.....raised a Bama fan

Went to school for a football team

Lost to AU every year i was there

It's all good now.

Thank GOD my dad wasn't an aggie

Posted by MikeHoncho
Anytown, USA
Member since Oct 2012
2769 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:02 pm to
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"Hey, remember that place the Messicans kicked our asses at? That was awesome. Lets memorialize it" Texan logic.


Yeah, courage and pride in your state....it sucks.
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
15061 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:02 pm to
When's the last time Florida won a war as it's own country?
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:03 pm to
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Goggles? Like my chemical goggles for the bomb making? Will I get to make a bomb too?
Yes. I am going to show you how to make fullerenes. You think this thing is powered by dreams? Ok maybe a little.

Anyway, it's incredible that we can do that right here in this stainless steel cell toilet - yes, the same one where we brew our prison wine - but the math is the math.

We're going to need some naphthalene, so you're going to have put some mothballs in your cheeks. Mr. Charles should have some, the stupid ingrate bastard.
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
15061 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:04 pm to
I see. Tuberville did own the Bammers.
Posted by MikeHoncho
Anytown, USA
Member since Oct 2012
2769 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:05 pm to
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I see. Tuberville did own the Bammers.


his dominance continued at Tech

Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35655 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:05 pm to
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yes, the same one where we brew our prison wine - but the math is the math.


A reactor is a reactor.

I'll get the mothballs for both of us. Mr. Charles and I have an understanding.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:05 pm to
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Yeah, courage and pride in your state....it sucks


You got owned. It was like the Germans and D-Day. As A Tennessean, I'm proud our elected officials told the ex Tennesseans who went to Texas to go frick themselves. frick TEXAS.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:07 pm to
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You're my favorite LSU poster.
Thanks. You are my favorite Kentucky poster. You are also the only one I know so it's a little de facto, but that's all I got.

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You should come around more often
Used to be here a lot more. In the waywayback. It's cool to come around on occasion but life got in the way.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:07 pm to
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"7" is used when you want to indicate that your penile shaft has an unnatural curvature to it, like a dough hook or some charmed cobra




I agree with Cat - you should come around more often!

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