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re: IM Glad My Fake GF Is Still Alive
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:38 pm to Duke
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:38 pm to Duke
quote:I hope you will appreciate the striking amulet I am making for you. I need a little more skin so give me a week or two.
I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
Oh I am also building us a time machine so I need you to steal some foil from the kitchen.
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:38 pm to MikeHoncho
I'm bored. Seems like the most interesting thing that happened today is the Manti dead girlfriend scam. 
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:40 pm to Herman Frisco
quote:Yes but I think they always have to be pointing west
Do Mormon football players masterbate while talking on the phone to girls who aren't there?
They call it panning for gold
It's a little awkwardly named because when they finish, only nickels come out. And nickels are only like 25% actual nickel.
Someone needs to pay for that choir
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:41 pm to CatFan81
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Josh Cohron @JoshCohron Don't forget, Manti Te'o is a Mormon. There's no telling how many fake girlfriends/wives he might have.
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Gregg Doyel ? @GreggDoyelCBS Did Deadspin just cost Manti Te'o a spot in Round 1? I mean, more than Alabama already did?
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Jadeveon Clowny @JadeveonClowny You wanna know what's weirder than Manti Teo making up a girlfriend then pretend killing her? Nothing.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:41 pm to LSUChicageaux
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Oh I am also building us a time machine so I need you to steal some foil from the kitchen.
After all your gifts I just have to get foil? It is done friend.
Where are we going?
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:44 pm to CatFan81
LMBO at Jadeveon. Who knew he could write in complete sentences.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:44 pm to CatFan81
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Josh Cohron @JoshCohron Don't forget, Manti Te'o is a Mormon. There's no telling how many fake girlfriends/wives he might have.
Wow!! That's gonna leave a mark!
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:45 pm to Duke
quote:The real question is what WHEN are we going to? And that's a secret.
Where are we going?
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:47 pm to LSUChicageaux
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The real question is what WHEN are we going to? And that's a secret.
I need to know what to wear.
Suit of armor? Loincloth? Clothing made of the skin you keep removing from other prisoners? We must blend in to our surroundings.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:48 pm to Mr. Elvert
Yeah, I'll be RA'ing that.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:50 pm to Mr. Elvert
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Game 6 is a chilling thought
still not over that Nelson Cruz miscue. frick!!!!!!
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:51 pm to Duke
quote:Most important thing is goggles. Wormhole burn can melt your retinas.
I need to know what to wear.
Know that blind guy Mr. Charles that runs the commissary near the infirmary? I took him to see the completion of the Hagia Sophia but he took off his goggles midtravel and his eye sockets started leaking this weird Charlie Brown shirt-colored goo. He didn't see a thing and just screamed when we got there so we had to come back and because he was blind he stepped on one of the capacitors and broke the machine.
We aren't friends anymore me and him
So wear your goggles
I'll take care of the rest
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:51 pm to CatFan81
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I have a horrible memory.
remember that time we sexted, and you loved it?
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:52 pm to Rebelgator
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Texas is the worst state in America.
Well now I hate you.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:52 pm to MikeHoncho
You should've been a Braves fan like every other Bammer...
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:53 pm to MikeHoncho
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remember that time we sexted, and you loved it?
My memory isn't that bad.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:53 pm to MikeHoncho
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 7:04 pm
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:53 pm to Mr. Elvert
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You should've been a Braves fan like every other Bammer...
This. #Barves
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:55 pm to CatFan81
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remember that time we sexted, and you loved it?
My memory isn't that bad.
If it was that unmemorable, there's a problem!
Posted on 1/16/13 at 9:57 pm to JDM1992
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Texas is pretty awful
JDM......why? I love Texas.
Hot women, the Alamo, no women's suffrage, awesome mes'kin food, Dirk Nowitzki......
what's NOT to like?!
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