re: If you could feel how Bama fans feel for just a few minutes you'd understand

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If you could just feel how good a pair of big boobies, too big for a handful, feel in your hands, you would understand how boobies are more important than Alabama football. And not your sister's tits btw

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My friend, upon this we can agree. The sweetest pleasure in life is the thrill of a woman.

I've seen probably a half dozen versions of this floating around the internet.

You're trying WAY too hard.

Alabama football doesn't determine my mood like that.

I love to win and I hate to lose, but it takes me all of 10 minutes to get over it.

Sounds delusional to me, same as 'ole spice' fans. BUT, kinda understand when you live in gump land and there is nothing else but gump football.

Please accept my condolences........

Let’s just say what most people think about the University of Alabama. Its football pursuits justify its identity with an uneducated backward white population and a symbolic link to the Lost Cause they hold so dear. Much in the same way as D.W. Griffith’s movie The Birth of a Nation encouraged the worst elements of southern society a hundred years ago; Bama football still encourages a similar backward behavior from a large segment of its fan base today. The Crimson Tide football team is an outlet for their lunatic fringe fans and gives them a venue to be recognized.

Bama fans overestimate the “esteem” of being the last college football factory and unwittingly rob themselves of the very reverence they crave by their boorish and obsessive behavior. They defend the indefensible and deny the undeniable. Their unhealthy emotional stake in Bama football substitutes for their own lack of personal acknowledgement and respect. Thus driven by extreme emotion they have delusions and commit unconscionable often violent actions (Harvey Updyke and others). Even Nick Saban contributes to the lunacy by comparing losing a football game to the Pearl Harbor and 911 tragedies when thousands of Americans lost their lives.

Also the University of Alabama’s misplaced priorities of gold-plated football fluff over economic substance harms the state’s citizens with a false bravado of football. History reveals that the holy crusade of Bama football acts as an impediment to social and economic progress. For instance the University of Alabama administration allows white-only sororities to continue their policy of banning African-American females from membership. Ironic that most of the precocious Bama “student athletes” are African-American but their daughters and sisters can be excluded from university sororities.

It is well known that when a university simply reflects the attitudes of its football fans it is no longer a university in the true meaning of the word. Football has stalled the University of Alabama’s transformation into a modern university with intellectual, aesthetic or humanistic concerns. The reality is that the NCAA would actually do the University of Alabama a favor by handing down the Death Penalty for its football team. Then perhaps finally its faculty, alumni and students might appreciate the scholarship and learning that mark a university with intellectual fiber and integrity.
And so it is that “roll tide” is the mortifying apology for those who are either naive or without individual self-respect or dignity.

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12thFairway

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Obviously a fan since Coach Saban arrived on campus.

Lol I get it I've live in the greater Baton Rouge area all my life in hostile territory. I get great pleasure in watching them have to keep their mouths shut. There's not a more arrogant obnoxious bunch in th SEC.

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Jacknola


[quote]Knowing I am going to have 8 months of blissful freedom from their rabid-dog BS

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I find this soooooo ironically delicious, especially when given the Katrina insults we have had to endure in tuscaloser since 2005...
One thing has been amusing on our visits though, grown arse mens' truly bizarre preoccupation with intentionally getting inside a cage and pulling a hot dog on a string and actually assuming that it's impressive....