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If the SEC were a big hair band
Posted on 2/5/24 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 2/5/24 at 1:52 pm
Who would you liken them to, and who would be who? I say Guns and Roses.
Bama would be Axel Rose and LSU would be Slash.
Then UGA, Aubie, UF would be whoever else is in the band. Everyone else would be the stage hands. Except AnM… they’d be the prop guy.
Bama would be Axel Rose and LSU would be Slash.
Then UGA, Aubie, UF would be whoever else is in the band. Everyone else would be the stage hands. Except AnM… they’d be the prop guy.
This post was edited on 2/5/24 at 2:13 pm
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Posted on 2/5/24 at 1:53 pm to sumtimeitbeslikedat
LSU would be Winger.
Posted on 2/5/24 at 1:54 pm to sumtimeitbeslikedat
Either you're the frontman or you're a nobody
Posted on 2/5/24 at 2:00 pm to Gunny Hartman
A&M would be Wham, and I don’t care that it doesn’t meet the definition of a big hair band.
Posted on 2/5/24 at 2:01 pm to sumtimeitbeslikedat
A&M would be Twisted Sister
Posted on 2/5/24 at 2:08 pm to Bigdawgb
I wouldn’t exactly call Slash a “nobody”. lol. He’s awesome… the crowd goes nuts for those sweet sweet solos. Just like us.
Posted on 2/5/24 at 2:09 pm to TigerLunatik
They certainly are twisted.
Posted on 2/5/24 at 2:12 pm to sumtimeitbeslikedat
LSU and the longhorns -
Posted on 2/5/24 at 2:17 pm to Pvt Hudson
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LSU and the longhorns
Dem ags is saaalllteeeeeee
Posted on 2/5/24 at 2:23 pm to Gunny Hartman
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LSU would be Winger.
How dare you disparage Winger.
LSU is more of a Dokken. A couple of hits, but were never as big as they believed they were.
Posted on 2/5/24 at 2:33 pm to sumtimeitbeslikedat
USC would be Kiss.
Posted on 2/5/24 at 2:45 pm to sumtimeitbeslikedat
What constitutes a Hair Band?
Posted on 2/5/24 at 2:53 pm to sumtimeitbeslikedat
LSU would be boy george
Posted on 2/5/24 at 3:00 pm to sumtimeitbeslikedat
Auburn would be the Cult. They don’t immediately come to mind when you talk about great programs, then you think about it and damn, they have had some awesome songs (seasons)…Firewoman, She Sells Sanctuary, Wildflower.
Bama is Bon Jovi. Lots of hits but after a while you’re like, “FFS, this again?”
Florida is like Warrant. Some solid songs early, then derailed by Cherry Pie and left without a front man.
Arkansas is Cinderella. The occasional Gypsy Road but mostly Night Songs.
MSU is Slaughter. Went to Atlanta that one time (Fly to the Angels) then a bunch of meh.
Georgia is Poison. Win with volume.
LSU is Ratt. Fun to bag on but about 5 songs you know you like and one you know by heart - Round and Round (2019).
Ole Miss is Scorpions. Had that one song back in the before times (Rock you like a hurricane), but never quite lived up to the hype.
SC is GWAR. Never know what to expect. It won’t be great technically but somebody might get KTFO.
Bama is Bon Jovi. Lots of hits but after a while you’re like, “FFS, this again?”
Florida is like Warrant. Some solid songs early, then derailed by Cherry Pie and left without a front man.
Arkansas is Cinderella. The occasional Gypsy Road but mostly Night Songs.
MSU is Slaughter. Went to Atlanta that one time (Fly to the Angels) then a bunch of meh.
Georgia is Poison. Win with volume.
LSU is Ratt. Fun to bag on but about 5 songs you know you like and one you know by heart - Round and Round (2019).
Ole Miss is Scorpions. Had that one song back in the before times (Rock you like a hurricane), but never quite lived up to the hype.
SC is GWAR. Never know what to expect. It won’t be great technically but somebody might get KTFO.
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:24 pm to MrLahey
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LSU would be boy george
Cmon now, y missed that one entirely. Boy George is an easy one…. Helloooo!
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:30 pm to gamecockhub
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USC would be Kiss.
Not a hair band, just hard rock, but perhaps the main influence, along with Van Halen.
USC is like Warrant or Lizzie Borden
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:32 pm to Tesla
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Georgia is Poison. Win with volume.
What an insult to the genius of Bret Michaels.
We’re talking about the guy who did Rock of Love here, show some damn respect.
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:34 pm to Tesla
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Florida is like Warrant. Some solid songs early, then derailed by Cherry Pie and left without a front man.
Have to take exception here. Dog Eat Dog by Warrant was an incredible album after Cherry Pie. It just had the misfortune of being released in 1992.
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:36 pm to Chad4Bama
Missouri
Most don’t know who they are and the others always forget about them.. but they occasionally put out something decent
Most don’t know who they are and the others always forget about them.. but they occasionally put out something decent
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:40 pm to BigBro
If somebody could photoshop Nick Saban’s straw practice hat where Bret Michaels cowboy hat is that would be great, thanks.
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