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re: If SEC teams were body parts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:11 pm to Legendary0903
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:11 pm to Legendary0903
Solid brother
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Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:14 pm to Old Sarge
Alabama = face
Auburn = dreadlocks
Georgia = shoulders
LSU = hands
Tenn = calves
Fla = abs
Kentucky = feet
Texas = thighs
Vandy = brain
Ole Miss = knee
Miss State = knee
USCe = elbow
Arkansas = elbow
Mizzou = tail bone
Auburn = dreadlocks
Georgia = shoulders
LSU = hands
Tenn = calves
Fla = abs
Kentucky = feet
Texas = thighs
Vandy = brain
Ole Miss = knee
Miss State = knee
USCe = elbow
Arkansas = elbow
Mizzou = tail bone
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:24 pm to Legendary0903
quality post
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:44 pm to Legendary0903
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Mizzou - The appendix. Wtf is it doing here, and is it going to kill me?
This one is the best.
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:46 pm to Legendary0903
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Mizzou - The appendix. Wtf is it doing here, and is it going to kill me?
They have so far. 3 and 0 amirite?
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Miss. St - The butt hole. Starkville
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:49 pm to Legendary0903
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Auburn - The right hand. Auburn has really come to play right about the time that porn was invented.
Yeah, Auburn's first national title team was in 1913 and porn is only a few years older than that, so that sounds right.
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:52 pm to Legendary0903
Weird topic, but at least you got Moo's body part right.
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:56 pm to Legendary0903
Missouri approves. 
Posted on 7/12/15 at 12:24 am to throwingoranges
I don't know what's worse: That somebody actually started this thread, or that so many have played along.
If the quality of your post doesn't exceed the creative potential of the average elementary school student, then why the frick are you cluttering up the Rant with it?
We've got enough stupid threads started by people who honestly didn't know any better. They're stupid and they can't help it.
We damn sure don't need additional threads by people who are actually trying to be annoyingly stupid.
If the quality of your post doesn't exceed the creative potential of the average elementary school student, then why the frick are you cluttering up the Rant with it?
We've got enough stupid threads started by people who honestly didn't know any better. They're stupid and they can't help it.
We damn sure don't need additional threads by people who are actually trying to be annoyingly stupid.
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 12:26 am
Posted on 7/12/15 at 12:26 am to Legendary0903
UGA is the emotional center of the brain that has a touch of Bipolar disorder. Our emotions will typically vary a ton from week to week. Just compare our UF and AU games. You couldn't find 2 more polar opposite games in a short period of time than that.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 12:27 am to Agustus
Who the frick are you? You need another drink
Posted on 7/12/15 at 12:38 am to Agustus
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Agustus
You hit me right in the feels, bro. I won't make anymore stupid threads. For the record, I think you are awesome.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 12:54 am to Old Sarge
No...because he compared football teams to fricking body parts.
I thought the LSU part was about right
But at least it was original and not some link to a shitty sports website that says UTs 3rd string RT is really serviceable
I thought the LSU part was about right
But at least it was original and not some link to a shitty sports website that says UTs 3rd string RT is really serviceable
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 12:57 am
Posted on 7/12/15 at 12:56 am to Old Sarge
Testicles AND balls? SEC alpha as frick
Posted on 7/12/15 at 12:59 am to Choctaw
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compared football teams to fricking body parts
It is hard to compare a noun and a verb.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 5:50 am to Legendary0903
Well done
Posted on 7/12/15 at 7:36 am to Legendary0903
Ok I laughed
Posted on 7/12/15 at 7:51 am to Legendary0903
Fun thread
Posted on 7/13/15 at 4:59 pm to Legendary0903
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Legendary0903
If SEC teams were body parts
If SEC teams were parts of the body...
Florida - The mullet. Florida fans are jort-wearing mullet-heads. When it is in, it's in. It is important the mullet is out right now, and will remain so for at least the next half decade.
Since when is a mullet a body part? I must have been absent that day in biology.
Posted on 7/13/15 at 5:02 pm to RiverDawg
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RiverDawg
If SEC teams were body parts
Auburn = dreadlocks
Again, when is hair a body part?
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