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If SEC teams were body parts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:41 pm
If SEC teams were parts of the body...
Alabama - The chest. Alabama is the muscle of the SEC, as much as it pains me to say. Fortunately, the SEC has some Moobs going on (perhaps all of those pseudotitles they claim) as a side effect from the Deer Antler spray.
Arkansas - The belly fat. See Bielema, not to be confused with bulimia.
Auburn - The right hand. Auburn has really come to play right about the time that porn was invented. Also, that money exchange.
Florida - The mullet. Florida fans are jort-wearing mullet-heads. When it is in, it's in. It is important the mullet is out right now, and will remain so for at least the next half decade.
Georgia - The testicles. I don't know, testosterone makes you bark at people? Plus, they've been known to blow their load a little early.
Kentucky - The balls. Kentucky is useless as frick most of the time, which is why they are so blue, but when basketball season rolls around they give the SEC the juice it needs.
LSU - The nipples. A sensitive bunch, LSU is kind of an oddity 'round 'ere. LSU is a staple to the SEC... if you take a dude's nipples away, he just looks like a weirdo. Also, A&M (see A&M on down) likes to twist them.
Miss. St - The butt hole. Starkville.
Mizzou - The appendix. Wtf is it doing here, and is it going to kill me?
Ole Miss - That nasty shaved down black tooth hiding behind a pearly white veneer. They seem to blend in most of the time; unfortunately, when they are seen, I mean truly seen, it is something you can't forget. Ole Miss is nothing more then an unpolished turd.
South Carolina - The neck, because CNB's avatar.
Tennessee - The penis. It gets you in trouble from time to time. It is the subject of many conversations. tRant loves to play with it. It overrides the brain (See Vandy). It needs a little Viagra right now, but it is vital to the SEC.
Texas A&M - The left hand. It is awkward and seems like a stranger on our superior right-handed SEC body.
Vanderbilt - The brain. Clearly reigns supreme, academically, in the SEC.
Alabama - The chest. Alabama is the muscle of the SEC, as much as it pains me to say. Fortunately, the SEC has some Moobs going on (perhaps all of those pseudotitles they claim) as a side effect from the Deer Antler spray.
Arkansas - The belly fat. See Bielema, not to be confused with bulimia.
Auburn - The right hand. Auburn has really come to play right about the time that porn was invented. Also, that money exchange.
Florida - The mullet. Florida fans are jort-wearing mullet-heads. When it is in, it's in. It is important the mullet is out right now, and will remain so for at least the next half decade.
Georgia - The testicles. I don't know, testosterone makes you bark at people? Plus, they've been known to blow their load a little early.
Kentucky - The balls. Kentucky is useless as frick most of the time, which is why they are so blue, but when basketball season rolls around they give the SEC the juice it needs.
LSU - The nipples. A sensitive bunch, LSU is kind of an oddity 'round 'ere. LSU is a staple to the SEC... if you take a dude's nipples away, he just looks like a weirdo. Also, A&M (see A&M on down) likes to twist them.
Miss. St - The butt hole. Starkville.
Mizzou - The appendix. Wtf is it doing here, and is it going to kill me?
Ole Miss - That nasty shaved down black tooth hiding behind a pearly white veneer. They seem to blend in most of the time; unfortunately, when they are seen, I mean truly seen, it is something you can't forget. Ole Miss is nothing more then an unpolished turd.
South Carolina - The neck, because CNB's avatar.
Tennessee - The penis. It gets you in trouble from time to time. It is the subject of many conversations. tRant loves to play with it. It overrides the brain (See Vandy). It needs a little Viagra right now, but it is vital to the SEC.
Texas A&M - The left hand. It is awkward and seems like a stranger on our superior right-handed SEC body.
Vanderbilt - The brain. Clearly reigns supreme, academically, in the SEC.
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Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:46 pm to Legendary0903
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Texas A&M - The BALLS.
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:46 pm to Legendary0903
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Tennessee - The micro-penis.
FIFY
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:47 pm to Legendary0903
Not bad. Chuckled a few times.
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:47 pm to Legendary0903
Well done
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:48 pm to Legendary0903
Good Lord man, have you given up completely at making a decent troll thread? Look, call it a night, get some sleep, and see what you can come up with in the morning.
You put in a full day of trolling, that's admirable, but you've run out of steam here at the finish line.
You put in a full day of trolling, that's admirable, but you've run out of steam here at the finish line.
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:49 pm to Legendary0903
Dumb
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:50 pm to Legendary0903
Not sure about ole miss but good work overall. Better than I expected
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:50 pm to Arksulli
It started out as a troll thread, then I couldn't think of enough bad things for enough teams... so consider it a half-troll thread.
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:51 pm to Legendary0903
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:51 pm to Legendary0903
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Ten or sea The ROTTENCROTCH
Fify
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:55 pm to Arksulli
C'mon, it's funny admit it 
Don't glad about the Bert-fat joke.....at least you aren't the small penis
Don't glad about the Bert-fat joke.....at least you aren't the small penis
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:59 pm to Legendary0903
Tennessee fans start the absolute worst threads
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:01 pm to Choctaw
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LSU - The nipples. A sensitive bunch, LSU is kind of an oddity 'round 'ere. LSU is a staple to the SEC... if you take a dude's nipples away, he just looks like a weirdo. Also, A&M (see A&M on down) likes to twist them.
Your just mad cause this is SPOT ON
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:02 pm to Choctaw
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:02 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Tennessee - The micro-penis.
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:04 pm to Old Sarge
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Your just mad cause this is SPOT ON
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Your just mad
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Your
This post was edited on 7/11/15 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:05 pm to Legendary0903
LSU is the butt hole, because they're near the opening to the Mississippi and that's the last stop for all our waste. Plus, Louisiana has an abundance of dingle berries.
This post was edited on 7/11/15 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:10 pm to Old Sarge
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Don't glad about the Bert-fat joke.....at least you aren't the small penis
Oh I don't mind the Bert is fat stuff, I'm just saying.. he had a very good idea for a troll thread and you can tell he was just a bit too tired to follow through on it. Get a good night's sleep and he can come back with a thread like this and raise some people's blood pressure.
The concept was very good though.
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:11 pm to Legendary0903
IM LEFT HANDED YOU COCK SUCKER!
Edit: but seriously, good thread. Unfortunately, most on here have the personality of a dead moth and won't find it funny.
Edit: but seriously, good thread. Unfortunately, most on here have the personality of a dead moth and won't find it funny.
This post was edited on 7/11/15 at 11:14 pm
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