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re: I yelled, "Bert is fat" at the game last night

Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:17 pm to
Posted by Skin
Member since Jun 2007
6370 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:17 pm to
It's funny because he's fat.
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:19 pm to
Someone should have told you he was not fatter than your old lady who was over in the field grazing with the other cattle
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:19 pm to
Should have yelled "frick her in the Bert."
Posted by SwaggerVance
Behind enemy lines
Member since Oct 2014
1741 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

F her in the Bert

Posted by gatortrav88
Member since Oct 2014
3807 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:23 pm to
the comments in this are hilarious
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

You should feel bad...and so should you're ancestors.

Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19520 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:25 pm to
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Pretty funny.




Yeah...pretty funny, man.
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7373 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by AirRaidTT
Grapevine, TX
Member since May 2008
2683 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:31 pm to
You're the next Seinfeld
Posted by Interweb Cowboy
NW Bama
Member since Dec 2010
3138 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 2:58 pm to
Pics or it didn't haopen!
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 3:04 pm to
How many bj offers did you get afterwards? I bet people sitting around you will tell that story to their grandkids one day.
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10400 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 3:07 pm to
It's all fun and games right now, so enjoy. Soon, however, Bert is going to be making you all squeal like a pig and not only that, he's going to make you like it.

Get your laughs in while you can.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 3:08 pm to
Are you available for a bat-mitzvah in February? Agent's number?
Posted by Ashevillain
Member since Sep 2014
203 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 3:18 pm to
How many bj offers did you get afterwards? I bet people sitting around you will tell that story to their grandkids one day.
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
19320 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 3:19 pm to
Do you write your own material?
Posted by tritiger
Member since Apr 2006
1436 posts
Posted on 11/2/14 at 3:47 pm to
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