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re: I have a very serious question about A&M

Posted on 8/8/17 at 4:57 pm to
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 8/8/17 at 4:57 pm to
The t-sips.
Seriously.
That's the origin.
And for some reason, the kids on this site glom onto the horns' dorkish vernacular (e.g., Aggy, jizz jar).
The fact that folks here repeat it and don't even know what it means is evidence of that.



This post was edited on 8/8/17 at 5:00 pm
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37481 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 4:59 pm to
Texas Monthly. Garbage lol
Posted by RainKing96
Member since Jul 2017
810 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:05 pm to
I have another question. People on here talk alot about aggies being gay. The aggies on here don't seem to be bothered by it. What is up with all that?
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44002 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:12 pm to
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People on here talk alot about aggies being gay. The aggies on here don't seem to be bothered by it. What is up with all that?

Many of our university's traditions are rooted in its all-male, compulsory Corps background.
Some here would prefer that we reject and renounce our past, in an effort to assimilate to the ubiquitous pom pom-shaking SEC.
The accusation speaks for itself; why should we be bothered?
Alot isn't a word.

This post was edited on 8/8/17 at 9:24 pm
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.

-Tyrion Lannister
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:24 pm to
Jizz cums from a penis
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:25 pm to
They jacked off into a jar while thinking about the Longhorns then put it on top of the log pile before they started chanting about the Longhorns.

Aggy is creepy a f
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:28 pm to
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They jacked off into a jar while thinking about the Longhorns



There's literally no way to prove this
Posted by BamaFinland
Espoo, Finland
Member since Oct 2015
2587 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:34 pm to
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The jizz jar was an Aggie bonfire tradition before their rivalry game with the Longhorns. Cadets would be masturbated by a cheer leader into a jar and then place it in the outhouse (symbolizing the UT tower) on top of the woodpile before the fire was lit. The surviving jars are used to fertilize the A&M sheep stock for the following school year.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44002 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:35 pm to
The fact that a single sip believes this--much less repeats it--is definitely creepy.
Posted by DoubleBubbleTrouble
Don’t
Member since Nov 2013
2326 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:37 pm to
He was the fluffer?
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44002 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:38 pm to
Let me guess ... a Randolph Duke citation?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55224 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:42 pm to
Quit making up stuff in the hopes we'll let you be our rival

You are UH austin
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:49 pm to
Your star player is a dope head washout loser and you want to fire every official involved with your move to the SEC.

Chancellor and coach. School president has already been fired ( then got fired again at Safe Space U).

Ever thought that all your anger stems from the fact that you are who we thought you were, have become a national joke, and ruined your obsession with TEXAS by running away like bitches?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145109 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:51 pm to
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Your star player is a dope head washout loser
Vince young went to A&M?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55224 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:54 pm to
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obsession with TEXAS



That explains why I'm here posting on a big 12 board
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55224 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 5:58 pm to
Thread title
"I have a very serious question about A&M"


quote:

obsession with TEXAS



this is why everyone laughs at you and your 5-7 commuter school

Poor horn





Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 6:02 pm to
Look, let's be clear here, a lot of these Aggie types are gay.
There isn't anything wrong with it, but it's the truth.

The guy posting the Tyrion Lannister quote summed it up well enough. Wear it like an armor and it can never be used against you.

So jizz jars? Doesn't surprise me a bit. Again, nothing wrong with it. Young people do weird things sometimes.

It's still kinda funny when they have these Freudian slip type comments that can be easily construed as homosexual innuendo. Happens all the time. Haha
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 6:39 pm to
Alot isn't a word.

Sure it is.

Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37481 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 6:41 pm to
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texashorn


Your tears are delicious.
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