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I HATE Alabama

Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:40 am
Posted by ClintStoerner
Member since Oct 2011
489 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:40 am
I mean I absolutely f'n hate that team.. with a white-hot, irrational, undying intensity.
I cant stand the color. I cant stand the fans. I cant stand the program. I cant stand the players.
I cant stand bandwagon fans who've appeared. I cant stand the hick-flavored houndstooth b**lsh** terd coach that basically epitomized segregated football.
If it slid into the sea...

I have childishly terrorized coaches of theirs, fans of theirs, businesses, country clubs, even yacht clubs (unreal) in Birmingham and Tuscaloosa - at conferences, on vacations, on jukeboxes, fake delivery orders, dead flowers, telegrams, skywriting messages, notes left on windows, etc etc etc.
F em all.
You get my point.

Young Tennessee fans, feel my hatred and challenge yourself to catch up with me....end rant
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21306 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:41 am to
Posted by Finklesteins Kid
ATL
Member since May 2021
522 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:41 am to
Right back atcha, cupcake!
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:41 am to
quote:

I have childishly terrorized coaches of theirs, fans of theirs, businesses, country clubs, even yacht clubs (unreal) in Birmingham and Tuscaloosa - at conferences, on vacations, on jukeboxes, fake delivery orders, dead flowers, telegrams, skywriting messages, notes left on windows, etc etc etc.
F em all.
You get my point


That you are retarded and still live at home? This didn't come off as tough as you hoped it would,Sparky. Post less.
This post was edited on 10/13/22 at 11:45 am
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24522 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:41 am to
Posted by GumpInLex
Lexington, KY
Member since Nov 2011
1617 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:45 am to
I’m just glad you frickers are finally showing some signs of life… TSIO is my favorite rivalry game, even though it’s pretty much been on life support for the past 15 or so years.
Y’all snitches need to stay good and stop letting UF and UGA dominate your asses. Would be awesome to get to play each other in the SEC title game (for the first time ever).
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36071 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:47 am to
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
12554 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Would be awesome to get to play each other in the SEC title game (for the first time ever).

Stomping UT twice in one season does sound sweet.
Posted by General4Heisman
Nashville
Member since Oct 2022
2524 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:53 am to
Most smug arrogant and ignorant fanbase in all of CFB. Only UGA comes close.
This post was edited on 10/13/22 at 12:05 pm
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9688 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:53 am to
quote:

I mean I absolutely f'n hate that team.. with a white-hot, irrational, undying intensity.
I cant stand the color. I cant stand the fans. I cant stand the program. I cant stand the players.
I cant stand bandwagon fans who've appeared. I cant stand the hick-flavored houndstooth b**lsh** terd coach that basically epitomized segregated football.
If it slid into the sea...


Very well done. I hate the following

The color orange
that stupid checkerboard Bs yall wear
Your fans that look like the 2 mountain men in deliverance
That backwoods hillbilly, redneck, toothless people loving song Rocky Top
The gay "woo" in Rocky Top
The stupid arse Vol Navy
The 100K plus seat stadium that should only really seat about 70K
Posted by DannyBateman
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
1459 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:58 am to
SOON ...
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8159 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 12:04 pm to
Sounds like they probably beat you a whole lot.. maybe this is the year that you not only make Omaha, but that you actually win a game.

Probably not though.

On a non serious note, I will say that it has been awesome (and horrible at the same time) seeing your fan base come out of the woodwork lately.. good rivalries make college football better.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 12:05 pm to
That's an awfully long way to say, "I am so jealous of Alabama that I cry myself to sleep every night."
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42445 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 12:06 pm to
OP if Bama wins Saturday:

Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16175 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Most smug arrogant and ignorant fanbase in all of CFB. O


Have you read your own posts lately?
Posted by woody1984
Member since Nov 2009
483 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 12:07 pm to
Don’t blame you. If someone had kicked my arse for 15 years in a row I would hate them too.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9231 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

jukeboxes, telegrams


Posted by Jjdoc
Cali
Member since Mar 2016
53472 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

I HATE Alabama


quote:

ClintStoerner


Again??


Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23123 posts
Posted on 10/13/22 at 12:17 pm to
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