re: I am scared

I see you are still in the stage where you are projecting your fears and insecurities on others. Until you come to grips with your love of elephant cockes no one can help you!

How can bama not be scared of this

So when did this love of elephant cockes begin? Did this fascination start early? Was this a substitute for the lack of affection (or too much affection) from a male figure in your life. Did you grow up wishing you could unhinged your lower jaw so that you could wrap your mouth around a pachyderm's proboscis?


These are the questions you need to honestly ask yourself. Only the can you find the peace you need. I'll be there for you.

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Asks a bunch of questions about his own past hoping I'm a psychic and can answer. Either knows or looked up the scientific name for elephant cock

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I'm sorry that you have this strange obsession. I'm no psychologist, but I'm guessing you jumped the fence at the zoo as a kid and tried to grab an elephant's dick right? Did you suffer brain damage when the zebra kicked you in the face while you were running towards your ultimate prize? Is this what created all the mental problems you have now?
[Artist's drawing of Paul's face before he jumped over the fence]

You probably dont remember do you. That kick scrambled your brain so now all's you can think about is evidently, elephant cock. Since you refuse to admit your problems and I honestly don't feel like driving down to Alabama to put you out of your fricked up misery, will you just do it your self? It would save me some trouble. Get your gun, or if you don't own one go borrow one from another Bama fan, tell them you have to shoot your cousin for laughing about Bama losing to Clemson last season so that he doesn't suspect youre curing yourself of your problems.
Once you have it, be sure it's loaded and a round is chambered or in the correct position so that it can be fired. Place the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. This will free you of your strange obsession and other mental disorders.

This is the best advice I can give since you refuse to face your problems and admit your obsession. There's nothing else I can do. Let the record show that I've tried to help you as best I can.

Fear

Paul being afraid, and refusing to accept his problems

I'm sorry that your life is so sad that you have to try to pull others down into your sick fantasies about elephant cocks.
I've tried my best to help you. It's up to you to take the information I've given you and help yourself by using it.
I'd say I'm rooting for your recovery, but I'd be lying.

Problems at the house?

I don't know what would be worse... having my son grow up to be a bama fan or my daughter growing up and being a slut

I'm just trying to be polite and help a fellow ranter that is struggling with his addiction to talking about elephant cock. If you don't want my help just say so.