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re: How sorry are those Bammer pukes? One of them killed Elvis...

Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:56 pm to


I'm dying.
Posted by RightHook
Member since Dec 2013
5560 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:56 pm to
u guys actually could beat bama.

i'm not puttin money on it, but if you guys play motivated and keep hittin em in the mouth for four quarters you have a chance.

somebody put butch in a fricking broom closet halfway through the third quarter.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33890 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by RightHook
Member since Dec 2013
5560 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:06 pm to


"Then one night in desperation
A young man goes to walmart
He buys a hat, steals a shirt,
Tries to root for the tide, but he don't get far
And his mama cries
As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young bammer
Face down on the street another sugar bowl beatdown,
In the trailer..."
This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 9:09 pm
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

"Then one night in desperation
A young man goes to walmart
He buys a hat, steals a shirt,
Tries to root for the tide, but he don't get far
And his mama cries
As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young bammer
Face down on the street after another sugar bowl beatdown,
In the trailer..."




I'm stealing that for Facebook and the Vol sites.
Posted by RightHook
Member since Dec 2013
5560 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:09 pm to
good luck saturday.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

good luck saturday.


Thank you
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2080 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

A freakin' Bammer literally killed Elvis.


I think deep fat fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches had more to do with it.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:30 pm to
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I think deep fat fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches had more to do with it.

You should all be charged with conspiracy.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69902 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

"with a dip in her mouth a bammer starts a fight,
her belly pokes out cause her shirt's too tight,
in the trailer,
in the trailer..."




Posted by Stan Gable
Memphis
Member since Oct 2014
584 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:39 pm to
This thread is horse shite. How fricking dare you try and turn this around on Dr Nick and Alabama.

You bastard!!!
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29733 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

prescription liquid cocaine


Need some more info on this please.
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22925 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:48 pm to
Soon
Posted by LSUCouyon
ONTHELAKEATDELHI, La.
Member since Oct 2006
11329 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:50 pm to
Copywrite, quick. Lol
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 9:54 pm to
It is real. They use it for eye surgery I think. I think it is only in hospital pharmacies so Dr Nick probably didn't get that for Fat Elvis, he probably got it from an eye surgeon or black market.
Posted by Mr. Blutarski
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Oct 2012
1756 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 10:53 pm to
Sometimes used as an anesthetic for sinus surgery as well (or a vasodilator)
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:00 pm to
This thread delivers.

This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 11:03 pm
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 10/19/15 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

I think deep fat fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches had more to do with it.


I don't think you know how Elvis died.

He was massively constipated due to opioid abuse, and was trying to force out a turd while sitting on the pot.

That stimulated a nerve behind his taint that messed up his heart rate and instigated a fatal heart attack.
Posted by Dodgson
Member since Feb 2012
722 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 12:04 am to
He dropped out of 'Bama, flunked out of Vandy, and worked for UT medical school for three years before being readmitted to Vandy.

UT gave him a second chance. UT killed Elvis. Thanks.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 1:39 am to
Elvis was a racist and probably a closet homo. And fat AF.
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