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Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:48 pm to Feral
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This post proves my point that there are underemployed losers in Alabama who honestly think they lead considerably better lives than uber-successful doctors, lawyers and businessmen who are grads of the likes of Vandy and Kentucky, simply because of Bama's football success.
Sad way to live your life, but I guess if it gets someone through the day...
You just nailed it 100%. Their self worth comes from being a bammer fan. Pathetic lives.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:55 pm to AU86
When you live in a trailer it sort of limits your expendable income / free time. Makes sense really. All you need is a TV and a Wal-Mart full of sweatshirts.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:57 pm to auburnu008
I'll have to defer to your expertise on living in a trailer, but how does that limit your free time?
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:58 pm to auburnu008
This could not be going any better. Continue.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:02 pm to hawgfaninc
Clearly there are less be headings and bombings but the psychology is similar if you compare them to Islamists: true believers, often poor and uneducated, worship individuals (see statues), overreact with violence or extreme behavior, base their entire lives on this single entity
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:02 pm to hawgfaninc
You can take the gump out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the gump
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:03 pm to 3andOut
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Tell them Saban is signing autographs at the bottom of the ocean... the rest will work itself out.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:27 pm to Funky Tide 8
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I think other fanbases give a shite about it much more than I do. I don't know those people, I don't do those things, I don't associate with them. It has no affect on my life. I guess it gives other fanbases something to talk and rabble about. I really just don't concern myself with it.
I mean yea other fan bases give a shite about it because it's humorous to see the next thing a bama fan does to embarrass the rest of the Alabama fan base.
And it may not embarrass you, but don't act like it doesn't embarrass a portion of your fan base that would be considered normal.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:29 pm to hawgfaninc
I believe this to be your most upvoted thread ever 
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:30 pm to roadGator
it got more upvotes than I expected
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:40 pm to hawgfaninc
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And it may not embarrass you, but don't act like it doesn't embarrass a portion of your fan base that would be considered normal.
As a fan, I am much more embarrassed by the last two ball games, than I am by crazy assed trailer park fricks. Just as I assume you must be more embarrassed over 104-0 verses some Ozark goat fricker that may shoplift socks from Walmarks wearing a WoooooPig shirt.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:44 pm to hawgfaninc
I don't care. Alabama in general is a state with lots of retards and having a dominate football program to cheer for gives them a platform to show their ignorance to the rest of the country. There are millions of Alabama football fans and less than a dozen have made the news acting like an arse. That's statistically irrelevant.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:51 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
quote:this is a pretty telling and accurate comparison.
Clearly there are less be headings and bombings but the psychology is similar if you compare them to Islamists: true believers, often poor and uneducated, worship individuals (see statues), overreact with violence or extreme behavior, base their entire lives on this single entity
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:52 pm to five_fivesix
No matter how long you are gone for you can still count on gumps to embrace the label "trashiest fan base in sports history"
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:54 pm to TideJoe
It is more than just a few screwy fans. When I was in New Orleans for the BCSNCG where LSU got waxed by bama, I saw a long line of bama fans waiting to take pictures with the tree killer. Corner of Canal and Bourbon on two separate occasions and I think it was on the actual day of the game. Literally hundreds of bammers wanting his picture taken with them. I firmly believe no other SEC fanbase would stand in line to have their picture taken with a criminal fool like Harvey Updike.
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:57 pm to craigbiggio
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quote: Tell them Saban is signing autographs at the bottom of the ocean... the rest will work itself out.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 11:56 pm to CP3LSU25
I can't help but think that most of the people responsible for new orleans 3rd worldesque murder rate are LSU fans. Knowing this is true helps me deal with our shitty fan base.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 12:16 am to Politiceaux
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Politiceaux
How can Alabama stop their 'special' fans from embarrassing other bama fans?
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that would be Auburn actually, I mean who the frick rolls tree's after a victory?
Calls auburn fans slow.
Thinks tree's is the plural of tree.
Could be worse. Like the LSU fan on pg. 1 who doesn't know the difference between a deadly disease and something you hang on a wall.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 2:59 am to hawgfaninc
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How can Alabama stop their 'special' fans from embarrassing other bama fans?
They're still using the excuse that its "only the special fans?"
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