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Hats off to Auburn
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:54 pm
Auburn: a school that knows how to cheat.
This is a really underrated part of Auburn's program. Yeah, they get caught like the rest of us every now and then, but THEY KNOW WHEN TO PUT THE CHIPS ON THE TABLE.
Auburn sacked up, sent the bag man to get Cam, and won a damn national championship because of it. In hindsight, this is one of the greatest and most worthwhile instances of cheating I have ever seen.
Ole Miss, on the other hand, operates like this:
1) Recruit player who can barely pass high school.
2) Continue recruiting player when he cannot make the minimum Ole Miss ACT scores even amidst allegations of score tampering.
3) Actually enforce the academic standards for this highly recruited player (just lol WTF was the logic here? We'll pay him, but he has to be smart!
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4) Pay player thousands of dollars before knowing for sure you can bring him in and fend off your in-state rival.
5) Get caught when another star player admits to getting paid during the NFL draft.
I would pay for Auburn to go to LSU and put on a clinic about how to effectively cheat. They are just in a different league. To Auburn, you magnificent bastards!
This is a really underrated part of Auburn's program. Yeah, they get caught like the rest of us every now and then, but THEY KNOW WHEN TO PUT THE CHIPS ON THE TABLE.
Auburn sacked up, sent the bag man to get Cam, and won a damn national championship because of it. In hindsight, this is one of the greatest and most worthwhile instances of cheating I have ever seen.
Ole Miss, on the other hand, operates like this:
1) Recruit player who can barely pass high school.
2) Continue recruiting player when he cannot make the minimum Ole Miss ACT scores even amidst allegations of score tampering.
3) Actually enforce the academic standards for this highly recruited player (just lol WTF was the logic here? We'll pay him, but he has to be smart!
) 4) Pay player thousands of dollars before knowing for sure you can bring him in and fend off your in-state rival.
5) Get caught when another star player admits to getting paid during the NFL draft.
I would pay for Auburn to go to LSU and put on a clinic about how to effectively cheat. They are just in a different league. To Auburn, you magnificent bastards!
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 10:00 pm
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:55 pm to Tigerlaff
Melt year 7
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:01 pm to Tigerlaff
Damn bro, you're really taking that 23 point basketball loss last night hard.... yall should be used to it by this point in the season.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:02 pm to McKeezy
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Melt year 7
That melt ended years ago. I have the eternal melt of 1/9 to warm me until LSU breaks the curse.
As to the Cam fiasco, I wish we had done it. You bought something worth more than money.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:04 pm to Tigerlaff
Well aint this thread just fricking precious
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:15 pm to Tigerlaff
You failed to mention that the NCAA even praised Auburn for it compliance with Cam. That is pretty damn good.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:17 pm to Irons Puppet
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You failed to mention that the NCAA even praised Auburn for it compliance with Cam. That is pretty damn good.
Pure art.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:20 pm to Irons Puppet
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You failed to mention that the NCAA even praised Auburn for it compliance with Cam. That is pretty damn good.
My favorite part of it........we fooled the FEDS. That isn't easy.
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